Curtollie

@curtollie.bsky.social

27 🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈 Male | Collie | Artist | Writer | 🔞 Taken by @whaleofawhisk.bsky.social & @kb64.bsky.social 💜 Chubby Collie that enjoys the larger side of life. Easily flustered, secretly loving it. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/curtollie/

Don't you hate when reality shifts and you don't notice? Not for Rocky, whose finding these rumored anomalies to be a waste of time (and energy) to hunt down. Maybe he should call it and get something to eat, might find better results on fuller stomach... Trade done for @alexrydian.bsky.social!

Wolf, unaware of expanding waistline due to a reality shift, is investigating rumors of possible reality anomalies in the area. He's holding a flashlight pointed directly at the viewer, and a lit cigarette in the other paw.

He glances off to the side unimpressed, "Reality anomalies huh?" Muttering underneath his breath, "Waste of freaking time..."

Sitting down for another movie night, your sweatshirt feeling tighter than normal with your new BF carrying in an entire sheet of brownies. In that moment you realize you don't actually *remember your movie nights before turning to see the spiral on the TV and your belly rumble