TIL there's something called a "hip dip". I still don't know what it is, to be honest. if I've gone 55 years without noticing this, I can't see it being important. I also think that men who are obsessing over this might be looking for an excuse to be attracted to women; or are in a word: closeted.

post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 7d ago

imagine getting dunked on by Playboy for being weird about women’s bodies

Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:

Now you have money. If you put it here, soon you'll have X-money.

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · last wk.

oh good the full self-driving of money has finally arrived

CRISPR sounds like an app for people to connect with other air fryer enthusiasts, but I guess the cancer thing is pretty cool, too.

Tyler K. Stroud@stroudarian.bsky.social · 2w ago

You know, this is actually a good idea. Like a "Do you have some task you're doing on the side you want to be reminded about?" Dishes, laundry, maybe waiting a few hours for a roast or something like that. It's easy to get lost while binge-watching.

Canadian Bacon@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 2w ago

Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.

It would be fabulous if these lovely animals had a true forever home, and not a rental. Then their human hosts could modify the property to better accommodate the animals' special needs.

Mini Motley Sanctuary@minisanctuary.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Kool Aid Man, Chester Cheetah, and Jolly Green Giant for individual power, and Burger King for political might.

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

I will say this. If they're going all "what's good for the goose is good for the gander" on this, and maintaining their celibacy in return for expecting their future spouse to be celibate, then I am for that. I still think this entire thing is dumb. The point is to control your thoughts, not hide.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you're easily shocked, avoid the steam rooms.

So our attempt to keep nuclear proliferation at a minimum has wound up with both Iran and Saudi Arabia getting nuclear weapons. You know, I'm beginning to have suspicions that our current government is not doing what we expect of them.

Watching youtube videos, interrupted by ads: No matter how great your game is, if your ad features horrible AI videos, I'm not playing your game.

What happened to the rest of the crab nobility? Why do we keep hearing about King Crab, but never the crab dukes, earls, counts, barons, and others? WHAT'S THE COVER UP?

Played free demo / prologue for Amsterdam 1666. I have to say, I like the artwork, the gameplay, the story set in two or perhaps three timelines. definitely on the wishlist.

I respectfully disagree. I do think the people are taxed enough. I think the way our taxes are spent is the primary issue, with too much going to corporate subsidies and the war machine, and not enough to schools. Also, the rich and corporations need to pay more.

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · 2w ago

I see this as a personal responsibility failing that is pretty pervasive in our society. Surely the school isn’t underfunded because I’M not paying enough taxes, it’s the wealthy who own all the corporations who are not paying enough, it can’t be we’re both under taxed.

Actually, I'm wondering why he's not receiving housing, 3 meals a day, and some limited time outside, while incarcerated.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2w ago

You might be wondering how Ken Paxton, who has been a public servant for the past 23 years, could afford 15 houses. CLUE: Ken Paxton was impeached for taking bribes, obstructing justice in the securities fraud trial against him, and making false statements regarding his financial interests.

Haven't seen @jcsalterego.bsky.social in awhile. Anybody know what's up ?

What?! You mean more people Trump tried to keep out of jail got themselves into more trouble and back in jail anyway because they have zero scruples?

Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 3w ago

Remember why they are in the US in the first place: the Trump administration lobbying on their behalf to free them from Romania.

I hate that I have to tell my joke about Narcissus and Echo over and over just to get attention around here.

LA Guettler is not feeling very clever@laguettler.bsky.social · 3w ago

I had a joke about the labyrinth but it was hard to follow.

Alas, Mitch McConnell is trending, but it's still just speculation.

I wish there were some way to prevent lethal weapons from being handed - by the government, no less - to such people. Alas, as the entire world knows, it's completely impossible.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · 3w ago

ICE officer who shot Colombian man in Maine has history of threatening behavior and mental illness, family and court documents say.

Watching Diesel "play Football" is fun. He enjoys it and gets rewarded.

Mini Motley Sanctuary@minisanctuary.bsky.social · 3w ago

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Lindsey Graham finally does something that will benefit the American people.

Won't somebody stand up for the CO2?

Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST@chathamharrison.bsky.social · 4w ago

We don't have our hearts in polluting with energy anyhow. The Trump Administration is a couple hundred of the most pro-pollution guys on Earth at the height of their powers, & new US power installations are still like 93% green

They used to serve us fish milk in school lunches. Now you can't even find it at big box stores or pharmacies. Why has it been banned?

I just played hide-and-seek with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. I hid in the bathroom of his hospital room. He never found me. I never heard him counting to 10, either, but my hearing's not as good as it used to be...

It's amazing how quickly MS Edge went from being a faster version of Explorer - in fact one of the fastest browsers available - to absolute bloatware of the worst magnitude.

Bonnie Tyler (8 June 1951 – 8 July 2026) R.I.P

I think Elaine Chao took Mitch McConnell's phylactery out of the country so he could be reborn in a nation with universal healthcare.

Go Europeans go. If we get this started, it’ll be easier for the world to follow

Scott Santens@scottsantens.com · 4w ago

Organizers for a new EU-wide Unconditional Basic Income initiative now have six months to begin a 12-month period of collecting signatures. It must gather at least one million valid statements of support from EU citizens, and also reach minimum thresholds in at least seven member states.

I have no love for Mitch McConnell, and I've stated outright that I believe he's a traitor to the people of the USA. But keeping his body going while he's braindead is a cruelty I would not inflict upon him. This just goes to show how much the GOP values power over humanity.

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year