Verse 1: I bit into a mozzarella stick/ and it squirted into my eye/ and that’s probably the closest thing/ I’ll get to being cummed on in a while

Creepy kitty

FUCK YOU @crackpotwizard.bsky.social it's not your birthday anymore I HOPE YOU SUFFER IN AGONY AND PAIN I HOPE YOU HAVE AN UNGAFIELDTASTIC DAY

I bit into a mozzarella stick and it squirted into my eye and that’s probably the closest thing I’ll get to being cummed on in a while

im using this laptop for school and i only now remember that these are my lock screen and wallpaper

ocd stands for obsessively cucking disorder -🎧

Rough sketches Ill probably never finish

I’m trying to make a nyan cat inspired x base cuff it gave me an idea what if I did this but like. the blue is brown and the middle beads are all solid rainbow colors like a cosmic brownie and I don’t put bumpers on like cosmic brownie x cuff do you get the vision

new friend 🫂

Kind Giant Panda🐼 ジャイアントパンダちゃんと待ち合わせですっ☆

you can probably tell I have a personality disorder from my media diet my little pony and moral orel no 19 year old who is mentally well watches those regularly

milk

Any dessert can be breakfast if ur American enough

Among us --> Amongus --> Amogus --> Amugos --> Amigos --> (translate from spanish) --> Friends! :D ✨❤️✨

Spungburger

would

Yo-kai Watch Bot@yokaiwatchbot.bsky.social · 7h ago

Casanuva (モテマクール) Rank A, Mysterious Tribe, Wind Attribute Origin: Yo-kai Watch 1 Soultimate: Heavenly Heart This narcissist makes every lady he sees fall in love with him, regardless of appearance.

2 RANDOM LESBIANS FANART!!!!

you go to hell if you have bpd but you go to super hell if you have bpd and your fp is british

Heh. They're my jaronouns

Should I include song lyrics as well because these are too banger to not put in

cass 🍎 ⛧ carrion 🥩@dammit-larry.bsky.social · 2w ago

I want to make a moral orel quotes bot and put all the really emotional and relatable and dark stuff in but very occasionally a “crack is a gateway to slang” or “number 3, set my sperm free”

How come when I sing when im home alone I sound like a fucking angel but when ONE person is around i sound like jerma voice cracking while singing that one song from warioware

😡🌩️🔥Negative Affirmations🔥🌩️😡 -They WILL pay for how they've wronged you -It WILL feel cathartic -Your wrath IS warranted

Instead of saying I'm gonna Kms, I've started dming death threats to one guy I know

Why does the music in among us hide and seek fuck so hard

they should invent friendship but you aren’t constantly worried they manipulated you so you’d give them attention and eventually got bored and weirded out you’re more attached than they expected from the lovebombing n that when they stop talking to you as often its bc they want you to kys already

tgirl with low self-esteem that can only speak in Red vs Blue quotes finally coming out to their friends:

Also, IF ANYONE ASKS YOU TO TRY THEIR MINECRAFT MOD DO NOT RESPOND. THEY WILL COMPROMISE ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS.