suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
dammitbelle
@dammitbelle.bsky.social
trans. lesbian. anarchist. woman of faith. she/her. wife of @empressjessicavt.bsky.social and @fireisle.bsky.social
sadly my fashion is already peak so i wont be getting much use out of this but im happy for everyone else who just isnt as stylish and fashionable as me im sure this will give y'all more breathing room to experiment to hopefully be as hot as me one day. probably not though. /j
Sea of Thieves@seaofthieves.com · 2d agoDo you like our outfits?
mfw THAT co-worker catches me drinking a can of monster while im on my break and 4 hours of sleep
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I HAVE BEEN SUBSIDIZING WALMART AND AMAZON STARVING THEIR EMPLOYEES FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
i see people dont like that you get less cosmetics out of it now. but that is... honestly one of the things i like most about it lol. majority of cosmetics SHOULD be in shops imo (give us stuff to spend gold on!!!). the amount of free stuff the old pass gave mostly just clogged up my item chests.
dammitbelle@dammitbelle.bsky.social · 3d agoidk how i feel about sot's new plunderpass system. i think i had a bit of a negative gut reaction to it being more similar to games like fortnite. but in practice im finding it... pretty alright? it feels a lot less bloated. but it also feels even easier to complete now. like waaaaay too easy.
idk how i feel about sot's new plunderpass system. i think i had a bit of a negative gut reaction to it being more similar to games like fortnite. but in practice im finding it... pretty alright? it feels a lot less bloated. but it also feels even easier to complete now. like waaaaay too easy.
"It's not climate change, it's likely just someone not putting out a cigarette proper-" AND WHY IS ALL THE GRASS IN ENGLAND SO DRY THAT A COUPLE OF CARELESS CIGARETTE BUTTS COULD ENGULF THE NATION IN FLAME???
I love my beautiful fucked up tranny life so fucking much
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why does the average person genuinely turn in to a fascist when they hear an infant crying in public
Enlightenment 🧿 Suggestion by @androgynefiend.bsky.social #art #digitalart #bullterrior #doodle #flatart
i think its genuinely unfathomable to most ostensible cis 'allies'; the feeling of dread waking up every day and having to check the news to see what stage of my people's genocide we're up to now which only reinforces that dread 9 times out of 10
always weird and unexpected (in a good way!) when i see someone talking about the privateer in the wild. like hehe. that was my creation !!
i haven't played (much less enjoyed) minecraft for a couple of years at this point. but i decided to give the 'matcha flavoured' datapack by klei wright a go after getting his video on it in my recommended, and im fucking with it heavy so far. does a good job of rewarding a more 'casual' playstyle.
So uhhh this happened today… I’m a twitch affiliate now :3
if you’re an immigrant and unemployed, you’re a freeloader, but if you’re gainfully employed, you’re stealing someone’s job. They just don’t want these people to exist except as targets for their hatred one way or the other bsky.app/profile/heba...
Heba Gowayed هبة جويد@hebagowayed.bsky.social · last wk.My Haitian friend was just fired from his job. "They said I don't have a legal status now." This is likely happening to hundreds of thousands of people across this country today. Sick.
only the stupid or evil are excited at anything generative AI promises
that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · last wk.Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."
anyway. open hostility towards zionists in all spaces is a moderate position. no zionist should be or feel welcome in your spaces. espousing or entertaining zionist talking points even a little bit should be plainly unacceptable. i'll not break bread with genocide apologists. free palestine.
“boy george admits he used AI to create his new pro-israel song” is now a sentence we can say
"but if you shut up your soul in your body, and abase yourself, and say "i know nothing, i can do nothing; i am afraid of earth and sea, i cannot mount to heaven; i know not what i was, nor what i shall be," then what have you to do with god?"
Killing an illegally-present, occupying soldier is verbatim the most legal thing a person is allowed to do under every single international law.
The British has a media class made up primarily of a tiny clique of people who are all mates and whose primary concern is ensuring no matter how dog shit and asinine your output is, they will never ever ever fail to get regular work.
Elaine Crory@elainecrory.bsky.social · 2w agoSo Andy Burnham's wife is getting endless nasty comments for having a body. I bet the "women's rights movement" that is heavily made up of trans-exclusive columnists who claim to be defending women are right on that. Yeah?
the other day my housemate advanced to me the opinion that "friendslop" was the biggest problem with the gaming industry and i cant stop thinking about it. gamers truly dont deserve their hobby lmfao