I heard that Big Pussy died and immediately sent flowers to Kay Ballard’s husband.
Dana Gould
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Whoever came up with the phrase, “Kill two birds with one stone,” hated birds and thought stones were valuable.
Congratulations to the lovely couple that climbed the Empire State Building.
If The Six Million Dollar Man was made today, it would just be a really cool foot and a bunch of guts.
Spencer Pratt declares maturity level by threatening to run away from home if he doesn’t get what he wants. www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...
Spencer Pratt vows to leave LA and find 'last American Dream' in another city if mayoral bid fails
Spencer Pratt admitted he won't rebuild his Palisades wildfire-destroyed home unless he wins LA's mayoral race, and threatened to leave the city otherwise.
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FIGHT breaks out on FIGHT SHOW! CNN issues statement about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Social media on fire over FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW! Everyone talking about FIGHT on FIGHT SHOW!
Jim Acosta@jimacosta.bsky.social · 3mo agoFor the love of God, it is time to fire Scott Jennings - my latest on Substack open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...
Dems need to keep hitting the corruption issue HARD. Make the word inseparable in voters’ minds from Trump and the GOP. Ossoff does a good job here—and it’s an immense relief to hear him talk about Kushner:
Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 4mo agoIf you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
“It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better and I do make people better.”
Trump threatening to destroy an entire civilization to get Iran to the table proves that he’s a Master Negotiator. The same way you shit in your hand and rub it into your hair when you’re on an airplane and want more pretzels.
My assumption is tonight he’ll announce a “breakthrough in talks,” and nothing will happen. Although in reality, nothing at all will have happened. We are the prisoner of a man who’s lost what very little sanity he had left. I could be wrong.
In an age of creeping relativism, a universal moral law still exists. Threatening to end an entire civilization of 90 million people in order to bend a nation’s conduct to your will is grossly morally wrong. It is evil. And we should say this loudly.
The U.S. will emerge from this period diminished as a world power, absent the alliances that once made us dominant. That’s good. Because we are not a serious people. A serious people would not have elected him. Or put up with this. Unserious people shouldn’t be trusted. And won’t be.
It’s beautiful to watch. He consulted no one and his stepped into a minefield immune to his bullshit. The BEST case scenario is U.S. influence in the mideast is ceded to China. The Iranian regime emerges more secure and America weaker. The trick will be watching him say that’s a good thing.
BREAKING: “In desperate move to save her job, Pam Bondi offers to eat her own poop.”
Kristi Noem has asked for “prayers and privacy,” for her family, but I think we should wait and get all the facts before anyone takes any definitive action.
Pete Hegseth’s press conferences seem a lot more normal if you imagine him dressed up like Klingon. Case in point
Starts a fight with a guy he does not know or understand. Is ASTOUNDED when the guy fights back. Turns to the gathered crowd and demands someone win the fight for him. Everyone folds their arms. Throws a tantrum because it’s “unfair.” The Art Of The Deal #manlymanstrength
