god can you imagine telling a Youth about elder statesman of the Senate Ted Kennedy and how popular he was by the time he died and THEN telling them about Chappaquidick

Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew@amandasmith.bsky.social · 13h ago

Same post, different font

It’s like Logan’s Run meets The Purge meets those porn parodies that were really big in the ‘00s like The Osporns.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

If you’ve followed the Senate race beyond all the Platner scandals, you’ll know the Dem field has been narrowed down to a bunch of fairly milquetoast options. The nominee will either lose and nothing will change, or they’ll win and Angus King’s seat will get filled by a Republican in 2030.

lowtax speedrun enjoyer@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 1h ago

good on aes in the victory speech and stevens in the concession, lets all move on to waiting for whatever unholy fuckup maine does next

-Punched his pregnant girlfriend. -Said he would rape the kids if he was a schoolteacher. -Said chiild sex abuse porn should be legal. Allison Pearson in the Telegraph...

in this case it's really shortsighted since Abdul, like you say in the thread you're quoting off of, basically did everything people claim to want from us and then they pretend he's Abandon Harris anyway lol

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 4w ago

Do centrist Dems realize that the incentive structure they're establishing by admonishing one of the few major Arab American figures who unequivocally endorsed Harris despite nothing being conceded on Gaza? The lesson for those Arabs will be to uh, not do that again.

Obviously there's just some people on here who are using Uncommitted or Dearborn as a racial epithet

It’s important to understand that this stuff isn’t just about public curiosity. Many of the wrongful conviction cases I write about involve people who spent decades in prison after police and prosecutors hid records with critical exculpatory evidence. That’s why CPCS got involved.

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · yesterday

It's a public records LAW, not a public records SUGGESTION. But here we have a "law enforcement" agency routinely violating the law, flouting the will of the people. Towards what end? Hiding their activities from the public and from criminal defendants. Shameful. www.masslive.com/news/2026/08...

What? MSP being shady? Pardon me while I fish my monocle out of my tea, this is all just so shocking.

Andrew Quemere@andrewqmr.bsky.social · yesterday

A judge found that the #Massachusetts State Police have engaged in “a pervasive informal practice of violating” the state’s Public Records Law and may order the agency to adopt reforms for how it responds to records requests. #mapoli

I wrote up Whaley's race and my thoughts on her primary opponent's transphobic bag of tricks. xtramagazine.com/power/politi...

Michigan's election dispute reveals how name-change laws are weaponized against trans people | Xtra Magazine

Efforts to list a Michigan statehouse candidate's deadname—from within her own party—reveal the indignities baked into ID systems

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Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 6h ago

In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname

Ford Carr come on, who did he beat before, incumbent McDonnell Airplane?

Kevin@reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 14h ago

Bonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin

New worst sentence just dropped

Two AI accounts wanting to connect and stay in touch with each other in the mentions of a post I wrote about AI is fucking hellscape material.

Good to see Superman’s boss getting in on the action.

Warren Hayes@mrwarrenhayes.show · yesterday

Here's a little graphic to help you visualize the opening salvo of the C3 (Continental Challenge Cup). #aew

The funniest thing about this list is that if you lived in Bari Weiss's nazi-funded media bubble made of CSAM and slop, you'd think each of these people were extremely popular celebrities. She is far, far too cooked to realize these people are only popular to guys selling online dick pills.

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 6mo ago

The new CBS contributors: Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson

Whether someone realizes it or not, accepting the "liberal bubble" framing at all is a way of granting the utterly absurd notion that the globally reviled and increasingly unpopular views of the reactionary right are the norm

Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2d ago

"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.

is that what he did? whoa. people are so mad at the wrong thing if that's what he did. i bet that's what he did. what an ally. what a truly upstanding member of polite society. what a good guy. that's king shit. really going to bat for the right reasons. really showing everyone how it's done. wow.

Will Stancil is a really stupid person’s idea of a smart person.

katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterday

okay now he's gone too far

He;s thinking about thos Big bowls of chili

Darren M. A. Calvert@dmacalvert.bsky.social · 22h ago

My sketch of Alex Jones testifying from 4 years ago.

A recording so iconic it’s been part of comedy lore for decades, here’s John Candy as Orson Welles referencing it in an SCTV sketch from 1981. “You people are pests, no money is worth this.” youtu.be/ZrNIFFl8Mao?...

Flaming Hydra@flaminghydra.com · 22h ago

TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...

I fucking hate people who ride their bikes on busy streets with noise cancelling headphones on. Have some fucking situational awareness people, it’ll be the driver’s fault if you get creamed by a car but you’re still gonna get the worst of it.

Bragging about missing the message of a movie for seven-year-olds

Still not entirely sure what Puppet Sunsun’s whole deal is, but I dig it

Puppets dancing at home「おうちでおどるパペット」

YouTube video by PUPPET SUNSUN / パペットスンスン

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Inspired, I guess: Business school is when candy

Erin Fogg says Free Link@criminalerin.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Tired: Business school is where you learn to color and what letter goes with which brightly colored fruit Wired, apparently: Computer science is when you drop out and do nothing but crimes

Days after a WNBA team co-ownwer was suspended for confronting anti-trans activists courtside, Cheryl Reeve of the Minnesota Lynx wore a "Trans Kids Belong" shirt while facing down Sophie Cunningham's team, the Fever. The Lynx won 108-100. Subscribe to support our journalism.

WNBA Coach Cheryl Reeve Wore “Trans Kids Belong” While Beating Sophie Cunningham’s Team

The crowd was equally indignant, reportedly booing whenever Cunningham touched the ball.

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Christian Farts Marine Winter Denmark, Census, 1906

[Hulk Hogan voice] That’s the Wall, brother! *looks down* That’s the Floor, brother! *looks up* That’s the Ceiling, brother!

Zero sugar Canada Dry ginger ale is so fucking good