Dan Simpson, Eyebrow Cinema
@danpgsimpson.bsky.social
Film lover. Video essayist. Metalhead. He/Him https://www.youtube.com/EyebrowCinema
Lots of new stuff on Patreon right now! $5 patrons got my Top 5 First-Time Watches for July video, which includes modern comedies, classic Westerns, and Hong Kong action. All paid patrons also got the newest episode of my audio series Eyebrow x Hitchcock. This week, I'm talking Notorious
Both right. It's definitely not as good as the first one but there's some funny stuff here.
Siskel and Ebert Bot@siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 14h agoThe Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) Director: David Zucker Cast: Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O. J. Simpson, Robert Goulet Watch Review wp / wd
Instagram is mostly trash but it does keep showing me the clip of Pattinson saying "Somebody get these BEGGARS out of here" so I can't say it's all bad.
Spider-Man: The Day of the Jackal. ...wait shit that actually kind of works.
Grinning Star@grinningstar.bsky.social · yesterdaySo is every title in this new Spider-Man trilogy gonna include “Day” in the title or was this a one time thing? Watch the 3rd film be called Last Days or something
If AI disappeared tomorrow I suspect my first clue would be that Premiere Pro would probably run smoother.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
The way that Method Acting and Auteur Theory have been transformed into these absurd strawmen is one of the worst things about online film discourse and we will likely be undoing the damage for decades.
Nina Metz@ninametz.bsky.social · yesterdayThis isn’t true? And kind of embarrassing that a Hollywood trade, which should know better, is not only repeating her fallacy, but repeating a misnomer about what method acting even is??
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is fine I guess.
Screwed my last post up... I own 999 movies on Blu-Ray. What should my 1000th be? Full list of currently owned Blu-Rays: boxd.it/LG6ka
Chasing an audience that fucking hates you at the expense of the one you have worked great for CBS
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
Hilarious to dig at Moxley and praise Roman for being a pioneer when Mox is telling a fascinating and fresh story with Ospreay and the Death Riders while Roman is reheating Bloodline leftovers.
"So, Chad, after the tear-filled speech with your family, we need one more thing"
To go from a rough patch to $355 million on opening weekend? Damn! Gregg Araki truly is back! Glad the whole world is enjoying I Want Your Sex.
Nothing against the MCU stans, and I will be seeing the movie myself, but Spider-Man occupying 68 showtimes tomorrow at one of our local AMCs (many not even remotely close to full) is the a prime example of the peril of studio saturation at the multiplex level. There. Are. Other. Movies. To. Show.
🙋NEW VIDEO!🙋 The Eyebrow Cinema Q&A Summer Spectacular is here! Today we're talking directors, videogame movies, The Odyssey, the danger of "soaking yourself in film", and much, much more! youtu.be/dO7ObWONCB8?...
I'ma need Dark Side of the Ring to get to the bottom of if Punk shit himself tonight or not.
When you have more typos than my Letterboxd reviews you know you screwed up.
Uncle Jody@unclejody.bsky.social · 4d agoThe Fed at its finest everyone. No need for spell check.. What a fucking clown show.
The "Analysis" section of the Bride of the Monster wikipedia page is shockingly extensive.
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
The Eyebrow Cinema Q&A Summer Spectacular is now available for all paid patrons at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema I continue to talk a lot.
Exporting now. Hopefully up for patrons tonight.
I truly feel for kids growing up now who will have to unlearn using AI, but if you've been writing for more than 2 years it is the easiest thing in the world to just Keep Doing The Thing You Did and ignore AI tools!! It makes me feel crazy that people act like this isn't the case!!!
Maddy Myers 🏳️🌈@midimyers.com · 5d agoit's actually sad as hell to use AI for research when research is the fun part. you can just email people and call them on the phone and ask them questions about the thing that they have expertise in. you can read documents & learn cool shit. ok now i'm just talking about how being a reporter is fun
AEW adding another tournament. This is good.
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
I'm no economist but is 5 tech companies hiding $1.65t of debt from their books good?
