Dan, formerly of pantless fame
@danschm.bsky.social
“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times
got a text today from an unknown number asking me if I'd seen Christopher Nolan's Odyssey and if I had any thoughts on it ... it turned out to be from a friend's new number, but for a while I really thought it was a devious new scam targeted at heterosexual men
i am not newlabourluvr97 but i can certainly remember how stark the increase in rough sleeping was after cameron took power and austerity started to hit. from barely seen to every doorway
I would much rather politicians say “we will eradicate Bad Thing” and get 60% of the way there than successfully deliver a 5% quarter-on-quarter reduction through extensive consultation with relevant stakeholders as promised, fwiw
of course, this won’t be the first historic event involving a king in and around a Chinese dining room
If Andy Burnham isn’t made PM in 15 minutes legally they have to let us all go home
GIANNI INFANTINO YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING
THIS IS INFANTINOBALL HERE WE DISQUALIFY ANY GOAL AGAINST ARGENTINA TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO 2014
Both teams choosing to bore the Yanks to death to minimise the risk of that halftime show ever happening again
Mikel Arteta you have blood on your hands
"Hydration breaks are woke" - see what World Cup watchers say about this year's tournament and the new format and rule changes, in their own words yougov.com/en-gb/articl...
Sophia just turned to me as Argentina lined up in the tunnel and said “do you think they all had a wank?”
Didn’t even need to SEE Chris Martin in the back to know this was the C*ldplay bit
Tuchel fucked it last night but demanding he’s sacked is very silly, imo
