I am moving my Arlington trip from August 1-3rd 🫶🏻 Catch me while you can 🤎 #oursky #datedc #datearlington #datevirginia

fun fact: you're really fucking pretty and we all really love you

I’d apologize for live-tweeting the FIFA World Cup game but: 1) I will continue (on principle) to selectively post unfiltered thoughts about fun events 2) it was a chance for me to learn at least three antifascist chants from the Spanish civil war So 🤷‍♀️

oh fuck did Argentina just learn they have to score to win ???

This is how fouls work right?

watching this game with a corner full South American and European language students and the dissonance is about to rip each of them apart in front of my eyes

pronouncing all my s’s with a lithp for the remaining two-ith hourth

Just a little something for you to reflect upon ✨🪞✨🪟✨

I’m finally back in Baltimore and the air is unsafe to breathe 🫠 please, everyone, wear a mask if you’re outdoors for any medium-amount of time.

I’m built like this btw

Alright, my friends, aside from a very special connection or two in NYC, I’m off doing research until mid-July 📝🏛️🏺⚒️🦴🌱✈️ Remember, it’s never too early to plan my welcome home ✨

Finally took a couple photos of the garden for you guys 🪴 w/ @lucasharper.bsky.social

NYC, I’ll see you next week, 6/23-6/27 🧡💙

Sultry summer evenings call for sultry silk dresses 🌱🌞

This smoke show is coming to visit tomorrow and I promise you, I’m simply not ready 🫠

Christina Blair | NYC@christinablair.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hey Baltimore ~ I’ll be coming your way June 5 - 8 🪐 www.meetchristinablair.com/book-a-date Pre bookings are hot + always preferred (especially if they involve me kissing @daphnewynne.bsky.social)

Sweaty Spa Day ✅ relaxed on their roof pool enjoying some cocktails 💋🫠 #BirthdayCelebrations

Just a little something for you to reflect upon ✨🪞✨🪟✨

Cmon, you wanna be an #ally, right?

Pony Ramone | Vegas June 22-25th@ponyramone.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Pride month means you should give me $$$ to throw on hot girls at the club while they twerk on me.

Also a little note that I’m headed out of the country 6/20-7/15 or thereabouts ✈️ Make sure we get our early summer fling before I depart?

Come on in. I warmed up the water for you.

Sometimes you just gotta mom your own jeans, y’know?👖

morgantown, you’re real cute

NYC I just can’t stay away 🌃 I’m back in your arms May 24th-28th. I think you should try to catch me ✨

I’ve been spending my birthday week engrossed in some personal writing projects 💕 I owe so many of you thank you’s and follow ups, all for tomorrow morning! Keep an eye on your inbox ✨

Sometimes your friends know and love you 💕 @missdahliawilde.bsky.social

Saturday afternoons are for napping

NYC I just can’t stay away 🌃 I’m back in your arms May 24th-28th. I think you should try to catch me ✨

Hey there, Detroit! 👋 I’ll be winging my way to you in a mere week and have a touch of availability for new friends. ❣️ May 22nd-May 25th ❣️ Currently accepting applications to meet, as well as recommendations for museums, dining, and more! Help show this Detroit newbie a good time, why don’t ya?

I need new flowers for my work desk, hm? :/

Can confirm

AdMan Markiewicz@admancomics.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.