I’m guessing Harrison’s going to be giving her a parking ticket. #TheArchers
The police have turned up? It’s another world in Ambridge. #TheArchers
Is the box still at Justin’s? Is he looking suspiciously coiffured? #TheArchers
Village fete haircuts? Haircuts at the village fete? Wang a welly, splat a rat, perm a bonce? Completely normal I’m sure. #TheArchers
Story that keeps happening 1. Scandal breaks out involving someone with obvious bad vibes 2. Colleagues and admirers circle the wagons 3. Another revelation 4. Doubling down intensifies for some reason 5. Damning no-way-back career-wrecking revelation 6. “But how could we have known?”
Huw Edwards to be appointed to the party's online safety commission
Andy Burnham Accepter@jorisbinned.bsky.social · 9h agoWhy is she so fucking stupid, may I ask?
YouTubers: Let everybody know you thoroughly intend to continue producing videos by making one titled "THIS IS THE END!" with a big sad/shocked face in the thumbnail.
Hot Continental Airs in your Area!
Met Office - weather and climate@metoffice.gov.uk · 11h agoThe northern half of the UK will remain under the influence of fresh air from the Atlantic over the next few days Meanwhile southern parts will once again briefly tap into some hot air from the near continent 🌡️📈
Has Burnham found Starmer’s old magic lamp?
Andy Burnham Accepter@jorisbinned.bsky.social · 13h agoHello I'm an idiot
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
Just had Elsie and Bertie’s insurance renewal through and you know what… I reckon they’ll be fine.
This Stancil fella is someone I’ve learnt about entirely by accident. It’s an accident I very much wish I could have avoided.
katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · 2d agookay now he's gone too far
Oh. If it turns out this chummy media shite about him is all an elaborate show not to honour his dying wish I’m all on board for it.
Zoe Williams@zoesqwilliams.bsky.social · 2d agoIf Rod Liddle, RIP, were editing this Today obituary about himself, he would say 'what the fuck are you thinking, having two bros agree what a great guy I was? You're not even going to include a voice that mildly objected to me? Have you forgotten that my life's work was as a contrarian?'
My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.
I think The Times would probably disagree with the premise of my budget choices.
The Times and Sunday Times@thetimes.com · 2d agoCould you fix the defence budget? Take our quiz
If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.
First attempt at any sort of kit-bashing. Swapping the head is shown on the box but I also want a World Eaters pauldron. It’s worked out OKish. The posing isn’t quite natural but painted and in amongst the rest it should look alright. #Warhammer
In case you missed it Matthew has a full episode summary here #TheArchers
Matthew 🚜@gingabeans.bsky.social · 2d agoOh fuck off Bert. #TheArchers
The more I think of it, the more it's apparent it's the 'freedom of MY speech' people who really don't want to think people will be nasty about them when they shit out their last.
Leftback@leftback.bsky.social · 2d agoAwful lot of media types doing "I met Rod Liddle at a charity event. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny" but unironically today.
This isn’t disagreeing about education, taxation policy, or whether we should have cheese before dessert (you know the proper stuff). He was a violent, racist apologist for CSAM. He very much deserves all the negativity.
Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d agoSad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
Stop fucking interfering, Kenton! If you want to do something useful, go and stab Bert to death. #TheArchers
FFS Kenton. Let the relationship cool before making your move. This level of horniness is just unseemly. #TheArchers