Sorry, Knicks fans. It’s harder to be a Laker fan. My latest for @latimes explains why. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-16/los-angeles-lakers-fans-are-cursed-with-expectations-winning
Dave Schilling
@daveschilling.bsky.social
Writer: https://daveschilling.substack.com
My latest for @latimes is CONTROVERSIAL, so strap in. Yes, we’re talking about jorts. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/2023-08-14/why-jorts-keep-coming-back-in-fashion
Can’t think of better people to normalize being being pansexual than me and Wayne Brady.
Oh my way to the Tango & Cash premiere in Westwood. Hoping to get some face time with Sly.
One major concession the studios need to make to end these strikes is to take the beets out of the McCarthy Salad at the Polo Lounge.
when you’ve got FIRE WALK WITH ME on in the background and “the pink room” hits the soundtrack
It’s almost my birthday, aka the one-year anniversary of the time a woman told me on our third date that I had to pay for a trip to Las Vegas so she could see Usher.
Hey I do this show called Varietopia and this video explains what it is. Come see it in Los Angeles this Sunday at 7pm. https://www.tumblr.com/paulftompkins/722030250727505920/tickets
TICKETS
come on now Los Angeles
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people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house
You know shit is fully fucked on Twitter because I’m getting Facebook friend requests again.
My newsletter, How (Not) to Be a Man is back with a screed about how much I hate hoodies. And how miserable I was wearing a hoodie to a bar recently. https://daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-not-to-wear-a-hoodie?sd=pf
Checking in on my friends here on Bluesky. What have I missed?
Mornings. Used to be a nighttime guy, but I’m old and need sleep.
I guess they will have to find another, more insidious way to cheat going forward.
Man what a bullet dodged in Moore v Harper. We live to fight another day! Though it’s truly psycho there were three votes for this execrable nonsense.
I don’t get much engagement here, so I don’t post often, but people keep following me. Truly a mystery.
Buffalo sauce on wings tastes like puke and people who like it are sick freaks who like to eat puke
Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nighmare is over. I have launched a men's style newsletter. https://daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-to-properly-enjoy-chest-hair
Fox News covering the Trump indictment is like a screening of the Zapruder film at Lee Harvey Oswald’s house.
Just a suggestion! Oh is suggesting illegal now?!? (Yes.)
WASHINGTON (AP) — Indictment: Lawyer told authorities that Trump suggested he pluck out damaging documents to keep them from FBI.