In 10 days, a big announcement. I am very very excited to be able to talk what I've been working on for the past few months.
Scott Wampler
@scottwampler.bsky.social
1/2 of THE KINGCAST Podcast / Contributing Editor at FANGORIA Magazine / Professional Idiot / Tasteful Thiccness / @ScottWamplerRIP on Twitter / Do Not Listen To
Wanna say a huge thank you to all my real ones who signed up, posted about, or helped spread the word about JESUS WEPT!, which launched today via Patreon. Launching a new show is always a beating, and y'all made today very easy and exciting and happy for the both of us! See you in Hell, folks.
At 1AM Central the first 3 eps of JESUS WEPT! will become avail via our Patreon. Episode 0 finds us laying out our intentions for the show. Episode 1 is a deep dive into Barker's THE HELLBOUND HEART with special guest @katesiegel.bsky.social.
Whilst pulling into the driveway at 8AM I receive a text letting me know I forgot my pants. It’s morning in America.
We weren't gonna send out the link to the JESUS WEPT! Patreon until Tuesday, when the first three episodes of the show drop, but some folks have already joined up to become Cenobites so...here ya go if ya wanna get in early: patreon.com/jesuswept
In my old dive bar and a regular I see a lot is tripping bc he took a 20mg gummie at 11am and he will not sit down. He's pacing around like a guard from Metal Gear. He's taken off and put his sunglasses back on 80 times. He has a pitcher of water, a bottle of water and two glasses of water.
Thrilled to debut the logo for our new limited podcast series, JESUS WEPT!, which begins rolling out next week (logo designed by @readfulthings.bsky.social).
The limited podcast series I've been working on about the HELLRAISER franchise, JESUS WEPT!, is launching next Tuesday. I'll post the link when it goes live, but in the meantime: here's your invitation, along with our full* guest list. See you in Hell next Tuesday, friends.
In addition to JESUS WEPT! and THE KINGCAST, I'm also launching another show (I know, but this is how the timing worked out) in June. JESUS WEPT! is a side project thing, but this is a more elaborate deal. Just spent the past hour recording promos. I cannot wait to be able to talk about it publicly.
Woke up to a friendly email from a living filmmaking legend this morning and promptly shat my pants, your pants, and all other available pants within my particular zip code just for good measure.
things are going very well on the JESUS WEPT front, fyi
Pleased to announce I am once again watching NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU.
I just spent an hour talking to Renny Harlin, of all people, and friends: I am here to tell you that that mfer is hilarious. Who knew?!
Y'all I just got to record a guest spot on the Kingcast 😭🙏
Just recorded an episode of the show where the guest said something that FINALLY gave me all the excuse I needed to tell the story about the time my balls got burned by a bath bomb. I don't know what podcasts y'all listen to but I am out here changing lives and educating the public.
My beloved sidekick Conan had a wee bit of surgery today and has returned higher than I have ever been, which is saying something. Send him good vibes.
finally getting some quality replies on the KINGCAST Twitter account
The older I get, the more convinced I am that Hunter S. Thompson was maybe the only person ever who fully understood, knew how to react to, and could make some kind of sense of, the world.
It is probably good and also normal for my mental well-being to be spending weeks at a time submerged balls-deep in HELLRAISER shit. Just round the clock HELLRAISER thoughts. I have no complaints! I am feeling very cheerful! Also If y’all don’t sub to this fucking thing I’m going to [VERY REDACTED]
Dustin's FedEx guy's wife: DO NOT READ Dustin's FedEx guy..........hello
Utterly astounded, and borderline feeling betrayed, to have found myself in conversation with someone I thought was one of my ride-or-dies only to have her ask the question: “Who’s Walton Goggins?”
if the driving crooner pulls up next to your girl, that’s not your girl anymore