Guys, you ever defend your mate against charges of being an abusive nonce by generating an AI image of him in heaven surrounded by fawning, buxom young women?
Burnham has managed to reinstate the death penalty without anyone noticing. Huge.
Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss.org · 4h agoWhy do all these types of people look like a badly Sharpied egg taking an epic shit
It doesn't say if he's going to be advising them for or against.
Alex Partridge@alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 4h agoIn a post on X he says he’ll instead be advising the Conservative Party on how young men become radicalised
Oh I'm in Nottingham tomorrow, might go to the cricket* *Checks prices....£40......I'm not going to the cricket.
I'm taking this as the proper version of football and I 100% agree.
Anon Opin@anonopin.bsky.social · 24h agoFootball is a potentially good game, ruined by the people who play it and the people who watch it
Looks like this could be classed as terrorist activity.
Oxford Clarion@oxfordclarion.bsky.social · yesterdayLeaders of flag-raising group Raise the Colours Oxfordshire placed trackers on highway workers’ cars to find out their home addresses, the High Court has heard. RTC then attempted to intimidate the highway staff into no longer removing flags by repeating their addresses to them.
It's all to distract the racists from Farage's escalating corruption. It's historically bullshit but they know that.
Pascal Jacquemain@jacquep.bsky.social · yesterdayRosindell is mad as a box of frogfaces.
Many journalists and commentators revealing their biggest fear is to die and then be absolutely rinsed on social media for being cunts
Donald Glover's 'Good' Reaction
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Burnham did a DJ set a couple of years ago at an indie day(for old people) party. It's a good playlist. It was in Manchester so it's obviously all Manc open.spotify.com/playlist/2uj...
Andy Burnham’s All My Friends DJ set
Playlist · Elis James and John Robins · 18 items · 18 saves
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Last week, I went to the theatre. Stood up to let a late middle aged couple into their seats next to us. Earwigged them as they sat down. “Hmm. Quite an angle.” “AI says it’s not a bad view.” “Ah! Good!” They were sitting in the ACTUAL seats. But they were trusting AI more than their own eyes.
I mean this with love - I do! I like many Americans! - and I totally get that things are maddening over there and tempers are running high but lads you must realise that you really do keep ruining it all for the rest of us on here
Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · yesterdaylove that my online routine is now "wake up, pleasantly post and talk to people for a few hours, panickedly restrict interactions to most posts are Americans begin waking up,"
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
The other belter was some Yank saying everyone who isn't from the US should start every post with "I'm not from America"
@davidbastin12.bsky.social · 2d agoToday has been an excellent day for fucking awful takes on the auld Bluesky. This is a belter. NYC can't afford to reduce some food prices. Aye that really poor city.
Today has been an excellent day for fucking awful takes on the auld Bluesky. This is a belter. NYC can't afford to reduce some food prices. Aye that really poor city.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Wow, The Media Terves And Sensible Opinionist Set seem VERY touchy about us orrible oiks repeatedly mentioning that their dead bestie Rod Liddle beat his pregnant girlfriend and wrote repeatedly about wanting to view CSAM and rape children just bc it's true, we should probably all stop saying that
Please be nice about the racist, homophobic, wife beating nonce. We're British don't you know!!!!!
Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 2d agoSad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
She's double downed in the replies. It's okay if someone beats their partner, says CSAM is fine really, admits to being a nonce, because he thought i was lovely.
Libby@captainlibatron.bsky.social · 2d agoShe's a moral and cognitive vacuum
Going to an art exhibition this week, I must be getting cultured. Well it's a Joe Lycett exhibition so maybe not.
He was violent towards his pregnant girlfriend so here comes the "just protecting women" brigade to say how wonderful he actually was.
Libby@captainlibatron.bsky.social · 2d agoDear god
Calvin Harris live from Hampden, two of the worst things brought together.
He just said to the group of lads next to me: “I’ve heard Brighton’s live, yeah? Great place to get some bitches?” It’s Pride weekend, so he may be in for a little bit of a surprise.
Oh Infantino, when you're man who was actually on the White House task force quits it's probably time to call it a day.
The last time we played Benfica, I think, at Tynie in a competitive game. Eyes are drawn to their goalie 😎
