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ive never seen any of the movies, are The Minions kind of rigid and dense or is there a little give to them? had a million dollar idea for an Adult Appliance but don't want it to interfere with Canon
Just reposting stuff in lieu of writing a diary. "Golly, it sure seems like a lot of shit isn't working anymore"
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis@kendrawrites.com · yesterdayGary Indiana hasn't had power for almost two weeks
I love that his midterm messaging is "the dumocrats are communists" while he's also abandoning a country that has been fighting communism literally as long as it has existed
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump allies himself w/Kim Jong Un against South Korea: “Based on my very good relationship w/Kim Jong Un, I am not happy that the US has agreed to Joint Military Exercises…I recently asked the President of SK if they would like to join us in the Denuclearization of Iran, & they said, ‘No thanks!’”
"gen Z isn't drinking" fucken good, drinking kills people, its fun when you hit the target but its a small fucken target
"this guy goes every saturday when he knows the #2 with a coffee is on sale for $5. analysis of the background noise reveals he's listening to NPR. lib leaning, 63% likelihood. skipped the primaries, purge him as 'infrequent voter'"
Futurism@futurism.com · 5d ago"McDonald's secret sauce is really commercial surveillance."
went for a run outside for the first time in probably like 5 or 6 years and now I have a stomach ache
the only thing Moo Deng can do to redeem herself in thd eyes of ghe Lord is to defeat and consume Jimothy, then hurl her own putrid body onto a pyre, incinerating both of their essences
People complain about amber alerts but I pretty much never get them, may have been moved onto an "unlikely to have moved from his work-home-errands routine" list
i wonder if scott adams thought of it as whitebert's burden or the white man's dillburden
The sheer number of people in my life who view going to Disneyworld as this deeply significant thing is dispiriting. Middle class Mecca. Paying thousands of dollars to go to a park and see how many things they can put mouse ears on
going to one night of Riot Fest to see Bad Religion and Descendents with a buddy who is only going for Morrissey. Can't boo Morrissey because i'm assuming there will be a lot of sincere latino fans who will beat my ass for disrespecting Morrissey
Lady Bird Johnson is such a cool name from history, imagine the president of spain's wife was named Mujere Pajara Gomez
power is out in my neighborhood so I took two edibles and went for a long walk, neighbor came and knocked on my window, asked if I needed any little LED lamps. feeling extremely human right now
kicked out of my DND group for telling one of the other guys over and over again he was a pal of din
I am a single issue voter, remove all automated fixtures from sinks in public restrooms, give me a goddamn handle or button. Urinals and hand dryers/towel dispensers, fine, great. Toilet? Would prefer a handle there too, too many variables
