I was thinking it would be funny if Peaches covered “Four Women,” but I just looked it up and that’s literally how she chose her name, so I guess the joke’s on me. 🥹

I don’t care about the regular MPAA ratings system, but I do need to know in advance if a puppy or a cat dies in the movie. Until that system is in place, here is advance warning that a cat dies in “Obsession” but it looks like a stuffed animal so I didn’t cry like I did for John Wick’s puppy. 🐱 🐶

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Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

In the Pines for the weekend. 😂

Man with thumb for head complains other people look weird.

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Miller: "It's not a coincidence that when you look at these violent Antifa demonstrations not one of the people that is demonstrating looks like a normal person. Not one looks normal. They're all deformed in some way in their appearance, in their dress, in their mannerism." #cdnpoli

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

Now in my Etsy shop. I first saw Phoebe Bridgers perform this song in an empty theater on Late Night With Seth Meyers, deep in the heart of Covid. ♥️ Phoebe Bridgers Original Painting – “I Know the End” Live Performance Art Original Artwork by Davis McDavis davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4534...

Happy 4th of July to those who appreciate that America is a melting pot of many different flavors, not just angry, uneducated mayonnaise.

New in my Etsy shop: Cyndi Lauper from her underrated performance as Sylvia Pickel in the not-yet-cult classic “Vibes,” also starring sexpot Jeff Goldblum. $50 off for the month of June with promo code GAYVIBES. davismcdavisart.etsy.com/listing/4522...

One of Madonna’s best albums is “Something To Remember” but for some reason everyone forgot about it. It doesn’t even have its own GIF, I had to find this one from the “Rain” video.

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Really, NY Times?! Get with the program! It’s Gay Pride month!

A failed op-ed writer bankrolled by billionaires purging a universally liked and credible straight news journalist from 60 Minutes really has to be the height of the complete slide of American news media into a complete death spiral.

The “people also ask” questions I got in the AI response when looking up this traitor is such a weird admixture of additional questions asked by transphobes and MAGAs. They are sofa king concerned with hair - its color, texture, or absence. 🤔

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 5mo ago

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

The prankster art group MSCHF say they are “all rooting” for the cow named Angus to be saved by its shareholders. on.wsj.com/4blscqY

Art Fans Will Decide if This Cow Lives or Dies

The prankster art group MSCHF sold off stakes in a young bull named Angus thinking owners might keep him from becoming beef, but the final cow-ntdown is looking grim.

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Gay Naturists International (GNI)@gaynaturists.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Bring your body to camp and leave the clothes behind. Bring your friends too. All bodies are beautiful, and at The Gathering you will find people who want to accept you just as you are. www.gaynaturists.org/the-gathering #gaynaturist #gaynudist #bodypositivity #clothesfree

I just want everyone to remember that at some point (hopefully sooner rather than later) you’ll be able to hop on a plane, fly your cute self down to Florida, rent a little car, drive to that chintzy ass country club, unzip your pants, and piss on his grave.

Last night we watched Adventures In Babysitting but made the mistake of watching it on Disney+ where it is edited for content, so what is usually the best exchange in the movie became: Gang member: Don’t [fool] with the Lords of Hell! Elizabeth Shue: Don’t [fool] with the babysitter! 😕

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Alt: a close up of a person making a face with their tongue out

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My part starts at about 1:02. 🫠 I spent so many hours reading a (paper!) book I didn’t care about, and it paid off!

Jill Rips LIVE! | How Did This Get Made?

Paul, June, and Jason enter the cold room to tackle the 2000 Dolph Lundgren thriller Jill Rips—a movie without a single character named Jill. LIVE from Largo in L.A., they discuss the insanely long re...

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I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM

I had a guess as to what the purpose of the goats was on Severance, and I was correct. Also now I kinda want a pet goat. I’m kidding! 😂

I was thinking about what I need from the grocery store, and I realized my shopping list was once on Sesame Street. (I’m actually getting 4 sticks of butter.🐷)

Loaf of Bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter

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I know a lot of people didn’t like Katy Perry’s last album, but do we really need to shoot her into outer space?!

The people who are yelling about “biological female” and “biological male” couldn’t even explain what a chromosome is like okay Cletus how about you sit the gender and sex discussion out until someone explains to you what inbreeding does to a gene pool first.

Amen to that.

Ilhan Omar@ilhanmn.bsky.social · 2y ago

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

Margaritas imply the existence of a bigger, stronger drink called Margara. Which in turns implies an even bigger version called Margarota

Personally, I’d like an inefficiently overstuffed FAA. I have no problem paying for a few more air traffic controllers over the absolute bare minimum needed.

MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers. EVERYONE: okay what about police officers? MAGA GOOFS: how dare you

The Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer is the J. Peterman catalog of today. Whoever is writing it is doing a great job. On a related note, I’ve gained ten pounds! I’m sad, Orlando.

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Alt: Amy Sedaris in character as Jerri Blank in “The Virgin Jerri” episode of Strangers With Candy, in a car with Drake Rogers, saying “Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!” And then honking the car horn. HONK!HONK!

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