you must remember bunnies little Y nose. Cherish the memory, let it bring you strength
"Hunter, I have assimilated into you, our thoughts have become one. I see now that it was not your form which made you strong."
![[BGM - Dramatic orchestral rendition of 'Kraid's theme']
Female Narrator: What did you think was going to happen?
[Clip of Samus blasting holes through an alien]
FN: I'm *not* hungry? I *don't* take a slice?
[Clip of Samus morphballing through enemy combatants]
FN: My hungry ass will eat -
[Samus runs towards the camera]
FN: Just -
[Camera pans out to reveal Mother Brain in foreground]
FN: About -
[Samus angles her blaster towards MB, screen bleeds to white]
FN: Anything.
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lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
the dragonair has the rare gift of a name and ref now
★ HuniLuxe ★@huniluxe.bsky.social · 5d agoi fuckin LOVE dragonair
extremely glad i'm not alone in finding this hysterical www.tumblr.com/lucabyte/823...
chrome@leftcrom.bsky.social · 2w agofascinated by logan using watakushi. i'm guessing it's meant to indicate he's being extremely polite over the phone while talking to his girlfriend's family, but i choose to believe it's his general use personal pronoun until proven otherwise
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Petra Parker trend but she is also a butch lesbian because my non-femme trans women deserve to be seen 🏳️⚧️🔥
