Deep Doughbeast
@deepdoughbeast.bsky.social
I pretend to be a friendly Dad-monster on the Internets. 40's, Male, Might be the world's horniest Asexual. Adult content and discussion possible. Minors DNI, I'm over double your age!
YouTube Recommendations: "Can you beat (Game) without (Major mechanic of the game)?" "Can you beat (Game) with only (the worst character/class/weapon)?" Me: If you want to, but WHY? When did gaming become about MASOCHISM to prove mastery? Seriously, I worry about you people.
I waited so long to play Undertale that it became so Spoiled and Meme-Poisoned to me I don't think I can ever pick it up.
Kristin 🇨🇦🤓@faierius.bsky.social · 3d agoNo hate, no dogpiling, just curious. For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
So I learned my school is turning a large, unused room into office space for some new staff. A room with one window and door attached to...our music room. How are they gonna get anything done with 1st-6th graders playing next door? I see it, why don't a bunch of professional educators?
Me: Bedtime... My brain: Why do people ask "Could the Scooby Gang solve this other famous mystery/crime?", when everyone knows good and well it should be "Could Velma Dinkley solve this other famous mystery/crime?" The others don't "solve" shit. Catch the perp, yes, but... Me: Brain, please...
So, the doctor said that all of the tests they got back were normal. Translation? The lab forgot to do my blood sugar, The most important of those tests! I got pokef twice for those samples! This is all to get me to a position where I don't NEED to be poked as much! *Incoherent Doughrage*
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
Scary how accurate this is for me. #YourKoopaSelf #shindanmaker en.shindanmaker.com/864307
「MusclePup Lvl. 34」Outis 🔜 Folsom EU@satyrscientist.bsky.social · 7d agoOutis is transformed into a Koopa with a pair of large scaly wings. You are the envy of the land with your hunky body and chiseled physique; also you can turn any part of yourself into slime. #YourKoopaSelf #shindanmaker en.shindanmaker.com/864307
I do not want to download your app. I just want lunch. I do not want to create an account. I just want lunch. I do not want to setup 2FA. I just want lunch. I do not want to 'earn points'. I just want lunch. I do not want to add to my order. I just want lunch. I JUST WANT LUNCH!
In Tarot you sometimes will get the same reading over and over. When this happens, take heed. The universe is trying to tell you: you are not very good at shuffling.
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Gwen C. Katz@gwenckatz.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe Wachowski sisters didn't use 120 cameras to film one shot just so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
Krave's loaded up on worship this #BowserDay2026 ...& he's not the type to downplay it! Now how about you come closer and worship the way you REALLY want to? Lend him your libido, and you'll get rewarded, with interest you never imagined! Thanks to @alecalcove.bsky.social for this piece!
Ever wanted your burger to taste like ragebait? Here you go! Put this on and everyone around you will be tasting your burger too, and hating you for it.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last wk.the ketchup slices have hit socials with a vengeance www.instagram.com/reel/DW8biBS...
I heard you TF Enthusiasts love bad ending scenarios. How's this one?
Your annual Bowser Day reminder to worship your local Koopa. Should you lack one, Krave here volunteers to help you meet your quota. What a nice guy, eh? Just watch out for side effects like growth or transformation. He takes no responsibility, but all the credit should that occur.
a classic react image I made for my discord a while back:
There is a kiosk thing for applying for a credit card in the mall near me that is wrapped in caution tape. If that isn't the most apt metaphor I've seen in a while, I can't think of what is.
How Nerdy Am I? Going through all a game gives me pre-skill points, ranking them. 1 pt: Skill feels useful. 1 pt: Skill is fun/flashy. Turning Points Earned/Points Possible into a "Fun %" ranking to decide what class(es) to focus on. Yes, I am genuinely like this, people. Yes, I enjoy doing this.
No cheating, post your lock screen. Chain letter go! I have a fold. Wide views for the win. And my love for certain mon is well known.
Rei Luclaw@reimoon.bsky.social · 2w agoNo cheating. Post your lock screen. Chain letter go! My WoL contemplating things up in Ultima Thule. Constant reminder for me to not fall to Despair.
Why use a boat when you can be the boat~ Just swimming around and doing some fishing with @zed.hyper.wang, if I block the path you'll have to warn me, cause I can't see a thing in front of me, whoops! Lovely art done by @ryuakira.bsky.social.
“Keep calm and Hail Chesnaught.”
Delphinium/델피늄🌰🦔🎸@delphindraw.bsky.social · last mo.‘CULT of the CHESNAUGHT’
Few things are more sobering than finding new gray hairs somewhere other than your scalp. Like your eyebrow. Or your tummy.
Those are some heavy data~ 👀🔥 Done for Shadow_Tam and Kyrith ❤️ #ghostyarting #furry #digimon #furryart #anthro
When the r34 side of your fandom seems to have collectively decided your fave is a bottom (you absolutely don't agree):
