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@dekuyiffssquids.bsky.social

Oh wait this jerk's here? There goes the neighborhood. (I'm a VA, if you could believe it.)

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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 9mo ago

this is an approximation but if anyone has the original or know who made it i'd be happy to have it

Maddy@saladplainzone.bsky.social · 9mo ago

does anyone have that video of the muppets scene where kermit is looking at the fake kermit in the mirror but it has metallic madness bad future over it

contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 3d ago

jerma looks like a 14th century german sellsword

boots (comms delayed sorryyy)@darekit.bsky.social · 5d ago

when i say i make squeaky toy noises this is what i mean

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two hyenas are sitting in a classroom of various wild animal students. Their teacher, a gazelle, is standing next to a lion cub who is giving a presentation. The teacher snaps at the two hyenas, “boys! Stop laughing or I’ll separate you.” Panel 2: “continue, Jessica,” says the teacher off panel. One of the hyenas, stifling laughter, peeks out from under his hand at the other hyena. Panel 3: the other hyena is staring directly at him with an uncanny seriousness. The first hyena can’t contain his laughter.

+Surielle [COMMS CLOPEN]@cookieblobber.bsky.social · 4d ago

beetle moses@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4d ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an NBA basketball game is in progress. A player with the ball is being guarded inside the arc by an unknown alien entity, hovering a few inches off the ground. Panel 2: the entity shoots yellow lasers from its eyes, instantly vaporizing the player on the opposing team. Panel 3: the referee blows the whistle and steps into frame, calling a foul. The entity shrugs, apparently shocked by the call. The other player is a smoldering pile of ash.

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 4d ago

#1 wild cherry pepsi glazer @sunnysunshine0.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i miss these type of deltarune pictures

Curse of the Vampiroguery!!@voxelroguery.neocities.org · 5d ago

Demo man, demo man sticky bombs in the sand so he stands to bury what's left of you in a can trimp up high to the sky with the sun in his eye (singular) aint it nice a life forever for *DEMOKNIGHT SHIELD CHARGE YELLING*

DozeyPozey!@balladofsin.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hairstyle meme format I got from a friend!

HAIR MEME (put in replies if you know who made the format)
Brown haired angel bunny Aegis has taken 20 different stops to the local hair saloon and are genuinely just doing random crap with her hair.

Wait? Were you expecting something more eloquent?

Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃@ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 6d ago

Apu is officially back!!!!

Curse of the Vampiroguery!!@voxelroguery.neocities.org · last wk.

tem OC that still talks very wrong but its mostly centered around strange punctuation usage and emphasis

@spookyrick.bsky.social · last wk.

Happy Frickbear Friday! Five Nights at Frickbear's: Four Layers Down, a major update to Five Nights at Frickbear's 3, releases NEXT FRIDAY, October 23rd!

DozeyPozey!@balladofsin.bsky.social · 2mo ago

*looks at you like this

Bugs when they, uhh... Bugs, Bugs when you lift up a rock. Bugs when you leave out fast food crumbs overnight. Bugs when, ummm

+Deku Scrublord @dekuyiffssquids.bsky.social · last wk.

Take me to Ravnica. You'll all find that My Body Is A Machine That Turns Sphinxes Into Kissed Sphinxes.

Zizou - wishlist GIMMIKO!@tombdude.bsky.social · last wk.

Too many dinos that hatch dinos that hatch dinos that hatch dinos that hatch dinos that

+Deku Scrublord @dekuyiffssquids.bsky.social · last wk.

Take me to Ravnica. You'll all find that My Body Is A Machine That Turns Sphinxes Into Kissed Sphinxes.

Ammnontet!@bleakvision.info · 6mo ago

Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · last wk.

The EU Kids Act is declaring war against gaming and Internet privacy Moritz Katzner of #StopKillingGames and Paul Diegel of #StopKillingInternet explain how Stop Killing Games is fighting back to build public pressure against the @ec.europa.eu and the Kids Act with Stop Killing the Internet