Cultural touchstones that I managed to completely sidestep 100%: Spongebob Game of Thrones Lost Pokemon Power Rangers Pauly Shore movies
Steven Katz
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Motion Designer/Animator, Joke Maker, Sushi Lover, Dachshund enthusiast
Ordered a pizza. They had a 9.99 special but delivery minimum was 10.00 That’s how they get ya
The first time I saw Deftones people climbed up on one of the tall house speakers next to the stage and toppled it over, then they broke the barricade between security and the stage. The rest of the show security had to be on the stage with the band so like 12 ppl on stage no room for them to move
it's always "list some bands you've seen" but then you never hear anything memorable about the experiences
Mitch McConnell is so rotted even Taylor Farms wouldn’t sell him
I just took what feels like the best shower of my life. This must what babies feel like getting baptized, without the 'against my will' part
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
That’s My Dog Best In Show
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Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
They’re fed so well, that they need six fingers to manage to hold the enormous burgers 🤪🤪🤪🤪
5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. where nothing can possiblye go wrong. Possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong. 2. This is a black day for baseball 3. Save me Jeebus! 4. My eyes! The goggles do nothing! 5. I'm seeing double. Four Krustys!
What’s your favorite acting role by a singer?
Fight Club
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What’s your favorite acting role by a singer?
I hear the hedge fund that bought them got 12 bankrupt corporations for just a penny!
After 71 Years, Columbia House Closes for Good: The Mail-Order Giant That Defined a Generation Is Gone | Cord Cutters News
Pretty proud of myself. I managed to pay off one of my credit cards today. Still a long ways to go before I'm debt-free, but it's a big step in the right direction.
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
1980 Airplane! 1981 An American Werewolf in London 1982 The Thing 1983 Videodrome 1984 Blood Simple 1985 Back to the Future 1986 The Fly 1987 The Lost Boys 1988 Die Hard 1989 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
1980 THE NINTH CONFIGURATION 1981 RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK 1982 JC's THE THING 1983 A CHRISTMAS STORY 1984 STOP MAKING SENSE 1985 BACK TO THE FUTURE 1986 BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA 1987 THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1988 DIE HARD 1989 THE KILLER
If I was Bruce Wayne, I think the first thing I'd do with my influence is rename Crime Alley to something like Gotham Heights and gentrify it. Put a Starbucks up in that bitch.
Sanjuro Malcolm X Le Samurai Band of Robbers To Live and Die in LA Bugonia
Post your favorite first-watches of July 🍿
I'm trying to think of the biggest reactions I've seen in a theater... Avengers Endgame, when Cap picks up Mjlonir is probably the biggest Spider-Man No Way Home when Andrew and Toby show up The Sixth Sense reveal The opening crawl of The Phantom Menace The ending of Get Out when the cop shows up
Every Kitchen Nightmares episode: GORDON RAMSAY: This situation is untenable. I can't help you. I'm leaving. [Leaves] PRODUCER: OK, listen. This is unprecedented. Gordon left, & he's not coming back...this has never happened before. [2 minutes later] GORDON RAMSAY: I'm back & I'm here to help.
I rewatched all the Spider-movies to prep for Friday. I kinda forgot how much of a hoe Mary Jane is. Goes from Flash to Harry to Peter back to Harry back to Peter to John Jameson the astronaut back to Peter back to Harry then back to Peter when Harry dies.
I love Kitchen Nightmares but goddamn why on Earth would anyone willingly go on this show? 99% of the restaurants featured shut down after
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
American History X: Terrifying Bite Scene
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Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? Sorry for being a cultural cliché
I really REALLY want to get a ticket to see Tomahawk in Austin, but...it's $65 per ticket, + service fees, + parking, +food and drink, + 2 tanks of gas...so maybe $150-175? Can't do it.
I finally met the love of my life. Unfortunately it was while I was Being John Malkovich and she was Inside Llewyn Davis. We're working on trust issues now.