A bar sign in Japan

It was a joke. Asshole much?

"police who protect the pubic" is a contradicition.

And second, I want some fresh coffee.

vanilla ice cream with booger sprinkles

Itsa me, ima pollster. imma full o’ da shit! Wahoo!

Are you referring to North America, Central America, or South America?

telling my carnivorous wife that I must’ve gotten cyclospora from a toilet seat

The magician suddenly farted sleeping gas!

Agatha Chocolats@agathachocolats.bsky.social · 16h ago

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

I love you.

Alexis De Tocqueville, who I am sure

phones were invented to make the toilet experience more interesting

You poop outta that ass? 🤨

Most normal carrier landing

holy shit bill the pony

Maybe morons should follow the news if they wish to stop being morons. You’re welcome to unfollow and block. Please do both.

Did you know most people only use 10% of their dick?

bussy shaming Dracula

Blackpilling how no matter what you can never stop pooping

Dunkin Donuts but for kites

Breakfast at Chimpany’s

Green bananas look like shrek’s dick

counting goofy’s dick rings to determine his age

👀

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d ago

it was Moby Dick that dismasted me

Elmer Fudd’s nipples got visibly hard when he bit into a Crunchwrap supreme

Patrick doesn’t even engage in foreplay. He just jackhammers the box

Mr Krabbs doesn’t even engage in foreplay. He just jackhammers it

Squidward doesn’t even engage in foreplay. He just jackhammers that thang

SpongeBob doesn’t even engage foreplay. He just goes straight to jackhammering the box