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Jacob Linares

@derpyismlg.bsky.social

Howdy! I draw things poorly here and on Instagram, love Waterparks, and that's all I can think to put in here right now. #ZPAINFOREVER 20 | he/him More: flow.page/derpyismlg

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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 4mo ago

What do y'all even do on here

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 6mo ago

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

The Onion @theonion.com · 6mo ago

Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-replaces-top-general-with-horse-that-drinks-beer/

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 9mo ago

Bandcamp has banned AI music 🎧 "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp"

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · 11mo ago

TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

Travis M. Riddle @traviswanteat.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I really don't need a brand to wish me a happy Thanksgiving. Send me a coupon or send me nothing

Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Still waiting for precedented times.

The Onion @theonion.com · 12mo ago

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/

cam @megumiverse.bsky.social · last yr.

LETS HOPE THAT basic empathy
IS THE NEXT PANDEMIC

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑@50501movement.bsky.social · last yr.

Tis the Season!

SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · last yr.

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

I'm watching that documentary "Before Stonewall" about gay history
pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.

The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast
about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed
psychologists, a police officer, and one "known homosexual". The
"known homosexual" is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis
White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale
Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television
and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there's nothing
wrong with him mentally and he's never been arrested. When asked
whether he'd take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether
his family knows he's gay, he says that they didn't up until tonight, but
he guesses they're going to find out, and he'll probably be fired from
his job as well. So of course the host is like ... why are you doing this
interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says "I think
that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself."

1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.

Despite the pseudonym, Dale's boss did indeed recognize him from
the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into
ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten
a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further.
It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity
agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that,
but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person
who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the
statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson's disclosure had
a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the
U.S.

AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten.bsky.social · last yr.

TRAVIS I’LL GET YOU, WE WILL ALL GET YOU

Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · last yr.

Chrystal Williams 🏳️‍⚧️@chrystalwrox.bsky.social · last yr.

I saw Superman. What a phenomenal movie. Kindness IS Punk

Jacob Linares @derpyismlg.bsky.social · last yr.

Hi everyone I'm gonna try and use this place more, I kinda forgot about it 💀 If people show up, I'll post more Poorly Drawn Waterparks content, I just wanna make sure there's an audience for it