He can’t get over the fact that Amanda actually took the maid with her. Who does that?
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“Oh! I’m trying, kid.” For a brief second, Michael looks like he’s a kid in a goddam candy store. His eyes widen and his expression lights-up with an energy and passion that simply wasn’t there before now. “I’m working with Solomon Richards on his next big movie. THE Solomon Richards. We’re -
"It is." Billy's lips twitch, arms folding across his chest. Oh, he likes finding people who are like minded. He'll most likely spare them. If he's feeling generous, that is. "Someone needs to change that."
#Queekisms One of the funniest conversations in the game honestly.
[ 𝘼𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝘿𝘼𝙈! ] 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨. - Non Lewd - Crossover Centric - Serious/Crack/Banter 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝘽𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙈𝙀!
I feel like sometimes the desire to be funny to myself at the cost of comprehensibility to anyone other than like three or four people just sometimes possesses my body and doesn't let up on the gas until someone is wondering if they're having a stroke.
➢ " ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏʟᴅ-ꜰᴀꜱʜɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ʙᴏꜱꜱ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ... "
Starting Monday: I’ll be sticking to a strict rotation of my muses! Broken down into a set I’ll focus on per day! I’ll add something to my pinned here that I’ll update every day so people can easily see what I’m focusing on! Here’s the planned sets!
#Queekisms Tbh the ‘help family members’ side missions are a pain in the ass, but I feel like if you’re RPing thru the story then you sort of have to do them. Because Michael is two things. — He makes all of his own issues — He keeps stuff/people together Yeah. He makes his family -
In the game, if you sleep as Michael, about six hours of time will pass. So he doesn’t have the worst sleep schedule. Although the dude does have nightmares.
Does your muse get enough sleep?
“Hey, you’ll get no arguments from me.” Michael completely agreed. Even the best of the superhero movies were just CGI-fests of mindless action and lights. They didn’t have soul. Or tried and tested cliches. “Art is fucking dead in this country.”
"There's no substance to them. Audiences today don't like things that make them /think/." A scoff, and Billy rolls his eyes. "People just want /slop." His arms fold, eyes scanning the other. "And I'm not wrong."
“DeLucas? Huh. I don’t think I’ve heard of you guys before.”
Da DeLucas. We’s based outta New Yawk.
❤️ — For a Michael Fact/HC (I’ll label which is which as I go along.)
#Queekisms okay apparently i had borderlands baggage i needed to decompress fuck you, you stupid lil video game.
#Queekisms See. I hate the actual gameplay. I just found it so unnecessarily grindy. You’ve given me such a cool backdrop and lore to look into but I can’t touch any of it because STEVE THE GENERIC RAIDER TAKES TWENTY BILLION GODDAMM BULLETS TO DIE. AND THERE ARE TEN OF HIM IN THIS AREA ALONE.
ㅤ🔶 Again, I don't think the games are bad, at least not until the story really started guttering itself (fuck you, Gearbox, from then until forever). I just shouldn't have tried to grind it out back then. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong mentality.
#Queekisms I relate to this beef with Borderlands on a biblically spiritual level.
ㅤ🔶 If only I didn't have such a profound hatred for the Borderlands. Not the games' fault, it was just a game I forced myself to play to fit in when I wasn't wholly into it. Beat the Hell out of me at later stages.
#Queekisms If anyone is making a GTA V muse I INSIST you make either Trevor Lamar Chop Thank you.
#Queekisms Also imagine being Michael okay I write him at two crucial points in game 1 — his family have abandoned them and he’s constantly trying to reach out 2 — his family have become the worst versions of themselves and Tracey’s voicemail is literally a sex worker promo Traumatic shit.
#Queekisms The jokes that would have been made regarding Tracey if OnlyFans was around when GTA V was in development. They would have been fucking relentless.
❤️ — For a GTA V character I think you’d suit writing!
GTA V: Trevor, Franklin, Michael - See No Evil
ALT: GTA V: Trevor, Franklin, Michael - See No Evil
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Maybe a 4? He’s as capable a killer as any middle-aged alcoholic dad who spent his youth as a bank robber could hope to be.
On a scale of 0 - 10: How powerful is your muse? 0 being a normal person, and 10 being someone who could destroy the entire universe.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ❛ 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚. ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ♡ + ↻
𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮.
#Queekisms Outta curiosity For dumbness’ sake Would anyone be up for like A multi person mini heist story? Could be fun? Dude’s a thief after all, so let’s steal some fucking shit I guess. ❤️ — if you’d be down.