The Detroiter
@detroiter.bsky.social
Detroit, Sarcasm, West Ham, Food, Sports, Bookworm, Historian
This is Fran. She decided to make you a bowl of her famous bean soup. The secret ingredient is toe beans. 13/10 (TT: franfrannoodles)
Andrew Tate is in his ideal ecosystem 1. Constant workouts and strength tests 2. Food is for sustainment, not enjoyment 3. No women Why is he complaining so much?
Kind of ironic that some of the same "Blue no matter who!" crowd who said any reluctance to vote for a democratic candidate was a "purity" issue, are now saying they won't vote for Abdul El-Sayed...
Time to build the MSU game day chat @udjg.life
Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Juat started Dungeon Crawler Carl, this book is great!
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
Han Solo's "one in a million" line came right after Luke's proton torpedo hit a two-meter exhaust port and blew up the Death Star. Now it lives on internet forever.
Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."
An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
After a middling WNBA career, blonde haired, blue eyed Sophie Cunningham has positioned herself for post-basketball success and riches as a conservative mouthpiece. This is the pattern that always works because conservatives are very very dumb and will latch onto anyone who promotes hate.
James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."
We traded Skubal and all I got was the joke potential of having a player named Hope
Warms the cockles of my early 2000s pop punk heart youtu.be/rb2WIKeMY-E?...
Perfect (feat. Simple Plan) - Punk Goes Princess
YouTube video by Lauren Paley
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google has added generative ai capability to Google Earth and i cannot conceive of any positive, good-faith use of this
I got a text from Pete huizengas campaign, fuck that noise.
So an ad kept popping on social for me since I stayed down the street from this musical in NYC. This lady is singing the absolute shit out of this song. I almost went just based on this video. youtu.be/CoVWNamr6xk?...
Kelsie Watts Performs "Firework"
YouTube video by Moulin Rouge! The Musical
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Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
Of course, here's Trump jumping in to attack Anthony Fauci and lie about his own role during the pandemic. Fuck him, fuck Rand Paul, and fuck all of these lying filth.
The victim is Senator Moreno’s daughter. Moreno said to Fauci in a hearing this morning: "Who the fuck did you think you were?" Bernie Moreno has yet to express his outrage at his Republican colleague who beat up his daughter.
GOP House member--and fmr Trump advance man--allegedly -threw boiling water on his then-wife -held a gun to her head -broke his daughter's collarbone. She's 2 -abused abuse a fmr Trump WHer too When a reporter asked him about it , he threatened to block their # www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/u...
RIP, Legend. One of the most memorable film themes of all time. Gonna strap on the driving gloves and vibe to this today.
Kavinsky - Nightcall (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Record Makers
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