I wish my doctor would randomly hand me treats during an appointment like the vet does for my dogs. I feel like it would help.

Reader, they hired me.

Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 4h ago

I said this in DEIB meetings at my last job and it became a big topic. anyway they post them now.

Matthew Noe@noethematt.bsky.social · 11h ago

My MLS students would like you to know that if you don't post a salary with your job posting, they aren't likely to apply.

we must recover the old wisdom

Remember a casual family restaurant. Souplantation/Sweet Tomatoes

Jeff Sabin@texanokie07.bsky.social · 5h ago

Remember a casual family restaurant. Ryan's Steakhouse

happy Montgomery Brawl day to all who celebrate

Kenny Akers@keneakers.bsky.social · last yr.

In memory of the Montgomery brawl—a day that a handful of entitled white bigots fcked around and found out. Never forget - August 5, 2023 🪑

I'm suddenly undereating (by a lot, eating less than a third of what I use) and I have no idea how not to. this has NEVER been an issue, and in fact I have BED. what the fuck do I do?? not even taking the Vyvanse or Adderall for the past week or more (and once or twice a week before that)

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

Dieticians feeding fascists All of them with unwashed asses Evil minds that plot destruction With the East Wing in construction

just read the first line...

The Lawrence Times@lawrencekstimes.com · yesterday

Republican Ty Masterson rode President Donald Trump’s endorsement to victory tonight in a seven-candidate gubernatorial primary, while Democrat Cindy Holscher shrugged off Gov. Laura Kelly’s blessing of a rival candidate to win the nomination. Via @kansasreflector.com: lawrenceks.news/3THcTDG

Holscher horses, Laura Kelly. There's a new gubernatorial nominee in town.

Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong

omg this is so cool. I watched the whole thing but the shark mouth is right around 10:00 youtu.be/Ti39qUWgVSw?... tagging @bruceshark.bsky.social

Great White Shark Bit My Camera-I Filmed Inside Its Mouth

YouTube video by TheMalibuArtist

youtu.be

exciting news (not really news)

well then eat a dick

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d ago

‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’

could you please explain? I'm not getting it

jc@jac028.bsky.social · 2d ago

That’ll be handy when he goes to prison.

‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’

‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’

Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. again bragged about not having a "gag reflex" in a clip released on Monday, telling USA Today, "I will literally eat anything." The post ‘I Will Literally Eat Anything’: RFK Jr. Touts His Nonexistent ‘Gag Reflex’ first appeared on Mediaite.

dlvr.it

omg, this.

exciting news (not really news)

yeah I make shit wages as a social worker, but the amount of tax dollars I save is massive. I talked judges out of putting kids in foster care or juvenile detention, saving taxpayers hundreds of dollars per day per child.

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 3d ago

President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v

a Kansas judge I'm quite fond of actually said in court she was doing something illegal when she rushed to finalize an adoption of a child to a Texan relative. why? Texas wanted to shut down the foster home for using THC. she was like ... nope, this is family, this is final.

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 3d ago

James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."

Step aside FaceID it’s time for CockUnlock!

All of Kansas City would be watching it just to make sure they got all the local/geographical details right. "I can't believe they said that was in Kansas City! That is Overland Park! Dumbasses."

Deb@debramayberry.bsky.social · 3d ago

Was watching network tv and saw an ad for CSI. Have they hit all of the federal regions yet? CSI-Kansas City, for example? (NGL, I’d probably watch that.)

I was working on an alt text tool for adult images recently, and it occurred to me that I could make a comparison generator! Give it a shot! 🤣 It doesn’t require camera access or nudity, it’s able to pull the light in straight from the screen, just hold it at the right angle.

Genital Size Measurement Model Test

An experimental vision model measurement of male genitals and female breasts and nipples.

dr.eamer.dev

oh my god does capital one have testicles.

Michael Derby@michaelsderby.bsky.social · 4d ago

Capital One Financial fights back over litigation tied "decision to close ‌the Trump Organization's bank accounts years ago, stating that it did so after a review by anti-money laundering experts...Marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns" to Trump family. Via Reuters

completely disagree that felons are bad people.

Thanh Neville, MD, MSHS@thanh-neville.bsky.social · 5d ago

I miss the days when people agreed that felons and pedophiles were bad people.

so fucking cool for delayers and people with heat intolerance and Raynaud's

Technology Brobdingnagian@dfeldman.org · 5d ago

A very quick vibecoded thing I’ve been thinking about for a while If you want to do things outside X% of days, based on the weather, then should today be one of those days?