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Ring ring! It's an experimental podcast by @nickyflowers.com and @meysq.com! Call ☎️ (607) 225-5763 ☎️ to listen to a new episode every Friday (and leave us messages at the end!) Eps show up the following week on RSS at dialapod.net but come onnn call in.

We have released the most important episode of our lives: it's the episode that will change America forever. Call today to find out why and how and when and where and what. "Guff Me Up, Man!" (36:23) is now available on (607) 225-5763

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES!
USE THIS SCRIPT, COURTESY OF DIAL-A-POD:
Hi, this is your favorite constituent [insert name here], calling on behalf of America. I'm calling to inform you about the pilonidal cyst in my crack, but it's actually about freedom. The cyst is a metaphor, to be very clear.
I think that in order to be a good politician, you should be listening to everything your constituents say. And here's the first thing I have to say: let's do something about the problems! For example, why does McDonalds only put out the McRib once a year? I think it should never come back and McDonald's should be nationalized.
Is there anything you can do about that? Or, perhaps, you are a coward. Anyway, do you think there should be a national arts endowment for people who are interested in playing in public places? Or maybe some sort of educational ad campaign to let people know it's actually fine to have a camera and take pictures without everybody givin' ya guff? Anyway, I love you, see you tomorrow, goodbye!
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GO GO GO CALL (607) CALL-POD NOW “Do Some Ragtime” IS AVAILABLE NOW!!!!!!!! What does Tickle Me Elmo have to do with the Unabomber? Find out by giving us a call and leaving a voicemail. (35:01) Last week’s ep is now on the RSS feed!

the unabomber drawingAltoona-style pizza

new ep tomorrow, there's still time to leave your voicemails! maybe you need advice, that's a classic podcast thing. maybe you've got a post idea that stinks and you need a place to dump it. we take all messages!! (607) 225-5763, 0000 to jump to the inbox

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CALL (607) CALL-POD NOW!!! NEW EP!!!! Meys is back from vacation, Morrissey is being "censored" lmao, and we take some pretty heady voicemails. You should play Cookie's Bustle! (34:53) Last week’s ep is now on the RSS feed!

Cookie's Bustle hero art

CALL (607) CALL-POD NOW!!! NEW EP!!!! Meys is back from vacation, Morrissey is being "censored" lmao, and we take some pretty heady voicemails. You should play Cookie's Bustle! (34:53) Last week’s ep is now on the RSS feed!

Cookie's Bustle hero artTrip World for the Game Boy

CALL (607) 225-5763 TODAY! Meys reports live from Steven Spielberg’s beautiful world, Nicky mentions Michael Clayton again, and we get disappointed by multiple fart museums. Plus, your voicemails, as always!! (40:24) Last week’s ep is now on the RSS feed!

Steven Spielberg introducing himself as he emerges from the woods

Saturday night baby… “There Are Gay Cathedrals Everywhere for Those With Queer Eyes to See“ is now available at (607) CALL-POD! This week, Meys reports from Anime Expo, and holy SHIT there’s so much train discusso here. Last week’s ep is now on the RSS feed!

The hour is upon us: "Pee-Pee and CumCum" is now available to listen at (607) CALL-POD! This week - CHALLENGERS APPROACHING!!! The Dial-a-Pod Physical Challenge has borne fruit! Also, some music recommendations. Leave us a fun message!

Call (607) 225-5763 to listen to the latest episode of Dial-a-Pod — "Homemade Slop"! To make up for our lateness due to natural disaster, Nicky produced a 10 track album in 1 day and subsequently created a brand new genre: humanslop. (20:16) Leave a message after you listen to music history.

no AI was actually used, to be clear