Jerf Blerkman
@jeffblackman.bsky.social
new poems at Discordia new photo by Oscar the Grouse
I like this one because it demonstrates brainrot among millenials and xers: dudes who watched so many sitcoms growing up they're like fuck ya, jokes!!! slate.com/advice/2026/...
My Parents’ House Is Infested With Roaches. My Husband Had Something to Do With It.
They have no idea.
slate.com
Yeah well I grew up in a mushroom village, so I’m not really used to how you do things. We used big giant mushrooms as our houses. We used bioluminescent mushrooms as lamps. And we didn’t try to change the plan last second if the other person already made reservations I guess that’s normal here
Michael e. Casteels has outdone himself with STUMPT Ninth and accompanying treasures. I’m very proud to have a micro-poem within its pages. Order an issue or chap from Puddles of Sky Press and have an anaolg summer. #Chapbooks #Micropress www.puddlesofskypress.com/index.html/
Political nerd crush ended with Althia Raj. Now Ailbhe Rea is my political nerd crush.
linkedin is where unbaptized babies go when they die
Discovering new levels of LinkedIness
@safety.bsky.app hey, why do you allow users to post and promote self-harm?
New: LinkedIn just introduced a "seems like AI slop" button. That's literally what the button says. The thought leaders are going to have a meltdown www.404media.co/linkedin-int...
LinkedIn Introduces a 'Seems Like AI Slop' Button
Following 404 Media's reporting on how LinkedIn is full of AI slop, the platform is giving users a chance to report it when they see it.
404media.co
I don't think any of these people have kids or other dependents and if they do, whew boy. Also Shopshire Blue.
People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
What's reconnecting with former colleagues and long-seen relatives if not fodder for bad poetry, worse theories of human behaviour ?
Hope the robot breaks on day 1 and the admins who wasted money on it lose their jobs!!!
Yes, it's what you suspect
We say "people don't read books," but unfortunately this also includes public signage, basic directions, and emails
I genuinely feel bad for the people of a certain age who will eat this up. Like incapable of recognizing a Christmas Carol literally tells this story, destined to lose their money to grandparents scams.
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
The puritan venn diagram is almost a circle at this point.
“In It” from Jeff Blackman’s chapbook In The Briny via Puddles of Sky Press for #smallpoemsunday @jeffblackman.bsky.social www.puddlesofskypress.com/index.html/
"Sovereign AI' is going to be like your LLM acknowledges the land & water it's using