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@miserygenerator.bsky.social
drew. noise enthusiast. coward. CO/USA. https://fearofwithdrawal.bandcamp.com/
sorry for being annoying it's just that every day im hounded by demonic entities
I oscillate between two moods: wanting to delete my entire existence from the internet and never post or been heard from again, and being insanely fucking annoying
steal my identity, i don't give a shit. join the club. let a million of me bloom
people talk a lot of shit about sound people but I've only had neutral to good experiences
people talk a lot of shit about sound people but I've only had neutral to good experiences
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
i'm doing the Daejon Love thing but for baseball. ladies, i'm the new starting second baseman for the Houston Astros. I'm 1 foot shorter than Jose Altuve and i weigh 300 pounds even. Please venmo me $100,000 so I can buy a 2015 Honda Fit
you can call in and receive a titular misery generator experience: listening to me talk for longer than 15 minutes about something I clearly hate
Dial-a-Pod // (607) CALL-POD@dialapod.net · 2d agoThis week on Dial-a-Pod, Nicky & Meys both became very ill after trying to listen to Pat McAfee's new album. Longtime caller @miserygenerator.bsky.social left us a record-setting long voicemail reviewing it track-by-track to save the day! Enjoy this one, we return regular-style next week. (20:31)
you can call in and receive a titular misery generator experience: listening to me talk for longer than 15 minutes about something I clearly hate
Dial-a-Pod // (607) CALL-POD@dialapod.net · 2d agoThis week on Dial-a-Pod, Nicky & Meys both became very ill after trying to listen to Pat McAfee's new album. Longtime caller @miserygenerator.bsky.social left us a record-setting long voicemail reviewing it track-by-track to save the day! Enjoy this one, we return regular-style next week. (20:31)
Neck and neck with this one in the same category
Dodgers Puig Homerun in World Series
ALT: Dodgers Puig Homerun in World Series
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I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
"No one wants to work anymore". No one has ever wanted to work. That's why you have to pay them to do it. It's a business negotiation. You lost to your competitors making better offers. It's supply and demand 101, business genius.
I hate these two old men with my life: they are such disrespectful audience members, they always heckle the lizard and his friends, they always talk through the show. why do they keep buying tickets
Live snippet of Drag City Recording Artist Dead Rider at Skylark on N4 @ghostcanyonfest.bsky.social
QueenCityJamz@queencityjamz.bsky.social · 3d agoDead MFN Rider y'all. Thanks to @ghostcanyonfest.bsky.social I just saw a former member of U.S. Maple two miles from my house on a Sunday nite. A-mazing.
a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
some guy shouted at some other guy five feet away from me about 2 hours ago and my hands are still kind of shaking #functioningNervousSystem
a lot of people don't know this but wheel of fortune very briefly experimented with an idea where there was a "newman" space on the wheel and if you ever landed on it wayne knight would crash the studio in character as newman from seinfeld and beat the shit out of the contestant
Fuck just remembered we have a new album coming out this week!