Date idea: stealing the copper wiring from data centres

Major Channel 4 news investigation reveals corruption at heart of Tatooine establishment

#EFC #COYB #UTFT Praying for sweet, sweet liquidation.

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Robin Sevakis@jadedsketch.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.

Thinking of going up for a new role.

Now, and forever, #FuckOffEverton

Every Evertonian's internal monologue right now.

If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.

VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 4d ago

Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy. It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...

I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck

#COYB #UTFT #EFC

@dmefolke.bsky.social Christ.

Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.

@neilgrayson.bsky.social I think we are now completely up to speed on your warnings about Kinnear. FFS.

HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME

FRIDAY 🤞🏻

it's important to stay busy

Jamie Carragher's accountant has questions to answer

Got bronchitis lads. Getting old is hilarious.

Blimey, some of these children’s movie reboots have gone *dark*.

Plucky Underdog FC at it again.

Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · last wk.

🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool are finalising a move for PSG winger Bradley Barcola worth a guaranteed £100m. The deal could rise to £120m with add ons and while there are still details to iron out the two clubs have an agreement in principle in place.

International Dog Day? Here's your winner. The absolute love of our lives.

The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan

Just watched The Stath in Mutiny. How can I Statham film be boring? Far rather watch this on a loop: youtu.be/XuYvuJAlz30?...

The Shamen - Comin' On Strong (Jason Statham Beat Edit ) 😎

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@dmefolke.bsky.social What a load of old bollocks.

Robert Shaw, Roy Schneider and Richard Dreyfus enjoy an ice cream on the set of Jaws.

The only way to settle the question of genetic superiority is for Nathan Cofnas to get in the ring with Michael Jai White. If his "race realism" theories are accurate, he should have zero problems.

@limmy.com EH.

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Jason Sinclair@jsinclair.bsky.social · 2w ago

I regret to inform you that Erling Haaland's haircut has hit LinkedIn.

@jonronson.bsky.social Jon, your new book is showing as $0.38 on Audible! Also, can't wait to get into it, as ever.

Just following the rules!

Bruce Lee: Be Water, My Friend

ALT: Bruce Lee: Be Water, My Friend

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852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 2w ago

If a monk falls in a river and hs buddies are there, do they laugh at him? Absolutely they do.