Ian Martin

@ianmartin.bsky.social

The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged, and other books. Guardian, Architects' Journal, iPaper, Observer, whatever. Grandpa. STATE PENSIONER.

1 like = a giggly, self-deprecating lovable fact about me. 1 repost = a massive fucking thread about that time I did something incredibly noble but don't like to talk about it on social media as I'm a bit shy. 1 repost then an hour later unrepost then repost again = 150 amazingly banal facts about m

Back when I had Twitter I used to offer free headshots for low-income authors, not sure I have much reach here but the offer is still there. London or Birmingham (although I’m in Glasgow and Edinburgh at the end of Aug and can fit in a session. Will have lights so can be indoors).

Aug. 2, 1926: Fascist Italy bans the manufacture of pastry containing pure white bread and loaves larger than the standard size as part of Mussolini’s stepped-up effort to achieve self-sufficiency in wheat production. Blackshirt militias will inspect bakeries to see that the decrees are enforced.

Minneapolis JournalA 1926 propaganda poster urging the “Victory of Wheat”

It’s that bit where Rodney is having the identity crisis, as there were rumours that his mother was quite friendly with a touring band. [musing about his birth certificate] “Mother’s name - Joan Trotter, Father’s name - Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass”.

I worked all through lockdown too. I had to teach key workers' kids in person, and plan lessons online for kids at home. Pitching those when you know some of those kids have no resources at home and 3 of them are accessing the content on 1 mobile phone was a nightmare. I'll never get over it.

No, Lewis Goodall, schools weren't all shut during lockdown. My daughter had to work at her school throughout lockdown, because like many many others it had to remain open to accommodate key workers' children, you clueless warbling dick.