One for the money Two for the show Three to get ready Four for any other problem Nine to hear these options again
Ian Martin
@ianmartin.bsky.social
The Thick of It. The Death of Stalin. Veep. The Hartlepool Spy. Epic Space. Broken English. Avenue 5. Unhinged, and other books. Guardian, Architects' Journal, iPaper, Observer, whatever. Grandpa. STATE PENSIONER.
I am faring very badly as I'm stuck in fucking Tekken 7. Although...it would be nice to be somewhere a little warmer this winter.
Nina Marotta ☢️💙@mrschief7.bsky.social · 22h agoYou're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year. How are y'all faring in this deal?
Outplayed again. In Britain we haven't even got Wes Streeting's priest calling for everything to go back to how it was before the Beatles.
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 11h agoHere is Pete Hegseth's pastor, Doug Wilson, saying repealing women's right to vote is "a good idea" and that he does not want "women voting as individuals"
If it mostly kills over-60s though, is that bad? My pensioner comrades and I are, as Bluesky endlessly reminds us, all Reform/Restore voters.
Real Gaz on a proper bike: gazza_d@toot.bike@gazza-d.bsky.social · 15h agoThis is why we need to tackle the climate emergency urgently. It kills. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
"What if Tom Parker dropped dead in 1957" remains one of pop music's great counterfactuals.
Thought I’d just pass on some relationship advice my grandma once gave to me: if you’re unhappy with your partner or spouse why don’t you replace their head in every photograph in your house with a picture of your celebrity crush? x
“If Oman gets in the way, we’ll bomb the shit out of them,” came the yelling from inside the food cart. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
15th century panel depicting the Virgin and Child. All Saints, Okehampton, Devon. The only glass to survive the serious fire of 1842 which gutted the church. Removed from a window, cleaned and remounted in a lightbox in 2007.
Live-Action Perishers Dog, Eric Burdon, Parallel Universe Paul Weller, Actual Backer of Film.
The Beatles, L-R: Monty Python Gumby, Cate Blanchett, Charles Manson, Neil Morrissey
Andrew Beasley@andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 2d agoI always thought the Beatles biopics were a bad idea. This image only seems to confirm that.
I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to find the Ark of the Covenant
We put a tracking device in a shipment of rare books acquired by an anonymous buyer. It ended up at an Amazon facility where the company scans books for training data and destroys them in the process: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
404media.co
ah fuck me that's it I'm done for the day
Dede Bell ☮️🌎👩💻@dedebell.bsky.social · 4d ago"A CNN journalist witnessed Israeli settlers abduct and blindfold a Palestinian farmer for refusing to leave his land, as IDF soldiers stood guard. He was later shot, while the IDF blocked the road to prevent anyone from coming to his aid, making sure he would die." -- substack.com/@jemby123
"Nowt to do with me Guv" Have you seen this? newscord.org/editorials/j...
Jason Arday told the press he was at his limit. It answered with 188 more articles. He is dead at 41.
A full census of the 249 articles fifteen national outlets published about Jason Arday in 22 days, with the last day reconstructed hour by hour. Every article listed and linked.
newscord.org
I can only see them through Adam and Joe's lens now. youtu.be/QvDzonpK6mg
The Adam and Joe Show Toyreview Toy TV Review
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‘I don’t usually give out advice or recipes, but you must let the person looking at the photograph go some of the way to finishing it. You should offer them a seed that will grow and open up their minds.’ - Robert Doisneau, Paris, 1987. Photo by Peter Adams. I agree wholeheartedly.
It's just SO weird. I remember her late on the telly with Tom Paulin and she was clever and funny. The fuck happens to these people, beyond money-for-old-rope polemic as a steady career?
A.V. Deggar@avdeggar.bsky.social · 3d agoPretty much everything you need to know about the British Right in two images.
Pretty much everything you need to know about the British Right in two images.
Nobody brings them out. They're mulch and compost.
Matt Leys@mattleys.bsky.social · 3d agoHow will you know to bring out your dead?
