I particularly like the walk of shame at the end 🤣. Bye, Tommy.
Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 9h agoThis is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 9h agoWatching "Field of Dreams" with D19. The lead actress – Amy Madigan – sounds very Midwest to me. Me: she is *very* American. Daughter (in English, unusually) : you're very English. Me: 😑 She has a point.
If the human race lasts for 3 billion more years there’s still zero chance of any human beings as massive cunts as these twats
It's Oxford; possibly you may have heard of it.
✨🌊 s e a 🧛♀️ w i t c h ✨@infiniteishq.bsky.social · yesterdayIt’s Baaahhhstin maybe ya heahd ov it?
As both a certified CAR GUY and an economist-ish, I cannot imagine a headline more designed to drive me, personally, insane. This "flying car" technology is neither new nor novel. It is not practical and would not sell. Let me tell a story of actually useful car tech that never made it to market.
Euronews@euronews.com · 2d agoCould Tesla’s flying car send sales and shares soaring?
The Man with the Golden Gun. I'm watching it ATM. The dastardly villainous plot of the, er, villain is to develop solar power? Er...
Roger Moore The Man With The Golden Gun
Alt: Roger Moore The Man With The Golden Gun
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Prescription sorted. I went to a pharmacy to try and get a consultation. Their platform was down because it had been hacked 🙄. The pharmacist suggested a few online platforms, so went home, got an appointment et voilà... Less than 2 hours between pharmacy visits and only €7.50 for the vet.
Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 5d agoCrisis averted. Thanks for all the suggestions!
Us women have fought a damn long time, and we're honestly sick of it. We're sick of being dismissed, being regarded as lesser, as though we only serve one purpose of being a incubator. Outdated views and attitudes towards us need to stop. We've fought so long only to watch things roll backwards. 😡
Domestic violence in France: 111 women killed by partner or ex in 2025
The Interior Ministry has published its 2025 study on violent deaths within couples: 136 deaths, a stark picture of these intimate tragedies and the warning signs that precede them. #EuropeNews
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Long-term emigrants, of whatever provenance and mother tongue. Can you ever see yourself living back in your country of origin? Me: no. I feel like a stranger in the UK now, even though I've never really settled in France (20+ years). No idea where I'll end up, but I'm certain it won't be Britain.
Wenn ich ihre Haut verließ Der Frühling blutet in Paris In Paris
It’s the 112th anniversary of Mr Rée’s birth today, so here’s a thread about his extraordinary life (which prompted several people last year to observe, regardless of his sandals/socks decision, that Harry was “smoking hot”)
Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · last yr.It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance
Interview question: So, Nige, by now it's apparent that Reform has a lot of cunts. Meaning it attracts cunts. Now why might that be?
Sometimes you feel like a story can't be improved upon by reading beyond the headline and accompanying picture.
No doubt just a few bad apples. Well, barrels of apples.
Victoria Derbyshire@vicderbyshire.bsky.social · 4d agoA Reform councillor has been recorded calling for King Charles to be decapitated because he “is a Muslim”, while another one said of Asian people: “drag out of their homes, stick them on planes and **** them off to Pakistan.” It’s part of an undercover investigation by ITV Exposure
If Bond is such a super fucking spy, why is he immediately recognised by every fucking villain the world over?
This didn't work out. I must be losing my touch. Not one fractious response, all day long 🙄.
Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 4d agoTemperature back to normal. Still coughing. Headachey. I'm off work today so planning on being very annoying on here. Yes, yes, I know. Even more annoying than usual.
I left work today at about 4. I'm absolutely fucked. Temperature, cough, sore throat, breathing not good 🙄. I'm supposed to WFH tomorrow but I'm no use to man nor beast like this. I'm going to call in sick. I've been working since summer 1996. By my calculations, this will be day 4½ off sick 😅.
Crisis averted. Thanks for all the suggestions!
Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social · 5d agoWhich knob has let his asthma medication dwindle to pretty much none left, whose doctor requires an actual fucking visit for prescription renewals but never has any fucking slots, and has a cold or something, and thus whose breathing is ropey 🙄. My asthma bothers me so little here normally 🙄.
Which knob has let his asthma medication dwindle to pretty much none left, whose doctor requires an actual fucking visit for prescription renewals but never has any fucking slots, and has a cold or something, and thus whose breathing is ropey 🙄. My asthma bothers me so little here normally 🙄.
D19 has university exams, she's ill and has barely slept. She sends me a selfie. Via voice note: Me: you look really tired, little thing. Her(in 🇫🇷): thanks, Dad, you really know how to speak to women. Thank you, thank you. 🤣 She has a point.
@beninchamonix.eurosky.social @doctordee.eurosky.social @alpinemigrant.bsky.social Watching "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" (1969). Skiing scene. Straight-edge skis. I don't think there is any way I could get those to turn 😅.
I don't get this at all. USAF bombers have been attacking Iran from bases in the UK, and the UK is complaining about Iran attacking these bases, one way or another? FFS I don't want attacks on British soil, but this is fucking hypocritical. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Miliband says Britain won't tolerate threats on our soil, as Iran ambassador summoned
The prime minister says Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard "almost certainly" directed the RAF Fairford incident.
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Brilliant idea putting absolutely everything on the network. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Fridges in French supermarkets hit by cyber attack
Hundreds of stores were targeted by the overnight hack, which spoiled fresh and frozen food estimated to be worth millions of euros.
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Purple 🙄 Connections Puzzle #1219 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
Ok, ok, no more songs about the area east of Liverpool and north of Brum. *if* over 50% of replies to this start with: Fuck off, Mark The vote of anyone living in Cheshire counts double.