did you know you can make kraft mac and cheese with greek yogurt instead of milk and then say things like “this helps me hit my macros”
Lianna Patch
@punchlinecopy.com
saas website and email copy that doesn’t suck. ranked #1 for "funny copywriter" (i killed all the others) www.punchlinecopy.com
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Every time I across one of these I watch the entire thing three times in a row
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
read receipts on iphone: suspicious, weird, why don't you know how to turn them off read receipts on android: adorable, pure of heart but dumb of ass, a trustworthy himbo
BREAKING: E. Jean Carroll just received Trump's $5 million — plus interest. Despite Trump's repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll's legal team this week. www.ms.now/news/e-jean-...
E. Jean Carroll finally gets Trump’s $5 million — plus interest
Despite the president’s repeated attempts to block Carroll from receiving the money, $5,625,005.48 was disbursed to Carroll’s legal team this week.
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can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed
someone pls vibe-code an interstitial that pops up right before my inbox loads that just says "are you sure?"
one of the most fun, deep, rewarding conversations i've had in a while. thank you @typeoneerror.com and @mariepoulin.com!!
Benjamin Borowski 🍁@typeoneerror.com · 2mo agoHad such a fun time with copywriter @punchlinecopy.com on the latest episode of Grief & Pizza. We got into some candid territory on depression, burnout, and structuring work around unpredictable energy flows. How might we bring more joy and laughter to the everyday ebb and flow of our experience?
sold 2 punchup decks out of nowhere today! someone must be talking about this thing! punchlinecopy.com/deck
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AI makes us faster. It doesn't make us interesting. A basic prompt produces technically correct posts with zero personality. The model hasn't bootstrapped a business, pivoted, had customer conversations, or figured out how to pay the bills. What kind of content do you want to put out there?
psychiatrist: thinking of sticking with the zoloft? me [summoning my courage]: sure yeah. most days i feel like an alien. i just want to live with all my friends and not have to participate in capitalism. but i guess that's more like being a human, ha ha psychiatrist: cvs on south 1st still good?
watching the tech industry burn out all the people i know who actually care about delivering things that aren’t perpetually broken, all at the altar of infinite velocity, is making me utterly utterly furious.
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Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.
shoutout to the guy who dug his entire hand deep into his butt immediately before pulling open the restaurant door. every day we stray further from god’s light
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