Adam J.

@adamj.bsky.social

Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l

Rob Sand to Zach Lahn: "You literally voted in Kansas in 2018, and in '20, and in '22. You registered to vote in Iowa less than two years ago—it'll be coming up next month. This is not about why you're in Kansas, this is about the fact that you're not in Iowa."

"Change candidate vs change of address candidate," Rob's patience is evident and he knows how to pick his jabs. This shouldn't be close.

Been watching a lot of college football lately, so I know the stakes of the midterms: whether we're going to be ruled by communist vampires who hate God, women, and life, or by a Republican whose face is near an unreadable newspaper article in which "$125 million" is highlighted for some reason

Texted with a loved one this morning about a (female) family member’s recent cancer diagnosis, and now suddenly getting prostate cancer center ads everywhere. I hate the fucking internet. What a mistake.