Adam J.
@adamj.bsky.social
Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l
The Cubs are quite simply winning the 2026 World Series.
Andy Garman@andygarman.bsky.social · 19h agoI will not overreact to two games. I will not overreact to two games. I will not overreact to two games. I will not overreact to two games. I will not overreact to two games. I will not overreact to two games. I will not overreact to two games. I will not overre
First WNBA team to get trounced by Gallaudet, I’ll tell you that much.
Brian Goodman@briangoodman.bsky.social · yesterdayWhy would opponents scout and practice when they can simply stuff wax in their ears?
cleveland sirens is good because willing following a cleveland sports team is the closest thing to willingly steering your ship into a bunch of rocks to get eaten alive
The ultimate in bad sportswomanship.
Andy "Andyfa" Schwarz@andyhre.bsky.social · yesterdaythey lure other teams to their death
Is a Siren even a good sports thing to be? Did a man decide this name?
Tom Ksobiech@tomksobiech.bsky.social · yesterdayThis joins the Toronto Raptors and Seattle Kraken as teams that chose names that seemed to be solely based off of box office numbers...
Did she just hit them with the Ray Wersching???
andré@andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 2d agoMARINE DAFEUR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
These are names from the 12th year of an MLB The Show career mode
Kept reading that the Cubs would be getting “arms, arms and more arms” and so far they’ve just swapped one starter in his mid-30s for another. A better one, sure, but as a lefty who *comfortably* sits 50 I could have done as well as Taillon this year.
There’s literally nothing stopping you from combining your key lime and cherry Barbells into a flavor fusion adventure.
Cubs picking up Gausman makes them an instant contender for the 2018 World Series.
Cash considerations, not to be confused with Kash Considerations (playing Call of Duty fifteen sheets deep on a Tuesday afternoon)
Keegan Matheson@keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 3d agoTrade: #BlueJays acquire RHP Jameson Taillon and cash considerations from the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations.
Santana featuring Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 1. "Smooth"
stim possible@jessespector.com · 3d agohere’s a little game… pick a band/artist, and name your top however many songs you can do, limited to one per album
The one downside of the Odyssey is how much The Internet thinks we need Takes about it. No. It is an Action Movie that Whips Ass. Go be a dork about spreadsheets.
I wish that I could walk on my hands, For when I’ve hads more than I can stands.
🎵 Wasting away again on social media Looking for my last train of thought Some people say that billionaires are to blame but I know Logging on's my fault 🎶
Seeing Odyssey Saturday. Hope Nolan stays true to the part where Odysseus finally comes back home and whips off his disguise and does a crotch chop and says “Odysseez nutz!” and then stabs all the suitors at once like a scrub shish kabob.
Just saw a deodorant referred to as “craveable” and I honestly don’t think I understand marketing language anymore.
Perspective is everything. I could wake up every morning, look at that man looking back at me in the mirror after all these years, and choose to be sad about what I don’t have. I refuse to do that. I cultivate self-pride. I focus with intention on what I DO have, which is male pattern baldness.