He's waiting for the botulism deaths
Aubrey Gordon@yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 10h agoHey so what the fuck is up with raw milk mouse
Aubrey Gordon@yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 10h ago
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
Credit where it’s due this is a good name for a podcast if your last name is Mace.
Andy Vitek@avitek.bsky.social · yesterdaySo Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit. And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
JD Vance has the vibe of a dog balancing a treat on its nose while its owner takes a video to post to their 100 followers with some hashtag like #goodpupper No self respect at all. Doing the most to be a complete loser.
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
Tomorrow at 10:30 am Pacific... I quit.
hoots@hoots.bsky.social · 3w agoSpeaking of Harry Potter, I resigned from my position at Universal Studios a month ago over all of the Wizarding World/JKR shit. I am now paying my bills and paying for a wedding purely thru YouTube and Patreon. I loved working at USH. I was very conflicted leaving. Fuck Joanne.
Imagine we were going through global cooling and all of the Homer memes were like “this is the coldest summer of my life” “it was the warmest summer of the rest of your your life ☝️” I wouldn’t mind that so much
honestly most be dope to be so rich you don’t even need to know where you are
Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social · 2d agoEzra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s
“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI put peanut butter on its head to trim my dogs paws.
every single day that i've had a sweet potato is a day that i have felt incredible
no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true
I didn’t realize that the firebomb comment was this account. So i guess that Boston Globe article didn’t bother to check if any of the “unhinged leftist comments” on Instagram were in fact from disingenuous shitposters.
✨[innocent redacted]✨@punishedredacted.bsky.social · 2d agoat least there’s a main character on twitter while i’m grounded on main here
I have my tickets to see the three hour Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary on October 20.
My obscure COVID Consciousness Discourse pet peeve is that in the effort to underscore ongoing threat of the coronavirus there’s a bunch of weird flu denialism? Like “it’s not JUST another flu” when there’s no such thing as “just” flu. Flu kills thousands of people a year???
Keep 'em coming "Harvey Weinstein was sentenced to 15 years in prison Wednesday, more than a year after a jury found the former Hollywood mogul guilty of sexually assaulting former “Project Runway” production assistant Miriam Haley in a high-stakes retrial."
Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years on New York sex crime conviction
The former film producer pleaded not guilty and denies all allegations of nonconsensual sex.
nbcnews.com
I saw the musical adaptation of Water For Elephants tonight knowing nothing about the OG source material and was left feeling so frustrated and confused that I think I need to read the book and watch the movie now. There were some things that really worked and others that were like huh???
They're offering an "add on" ticket for HHN guests to ride the rollercoaster for $20 and they can't pay their fucking workers.
hoots@hoots.bsky.social · 3w agoUniversal Studios Hollywood just opened a brand new Fast and the Furious rollercoaster that whips you around in cars featured in the franchise. Which is interesting, because *cars* are what a lot of USH employees actually live in. Please sign this petition: actionnetwork.org/petitions/ta...
I did exactly one (1) cruise contract on Holland America's luxury line, Seabourn. I was a singer so the pay was at least competitive. But aside from that it was fucking miserable.
Lindsay Ellis@lindsayellis.bsky.social · 5d agofrodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
all the big nose baddies holding it down in the instagram face era have slender aquiline noses. us fat up turned big nose girls have no one to look up to but grimes. :(
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
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Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
saw a waymo on the 5 this morning. wild that those things are allowed on the freeway.
The Democrats’ go-to strategy of “become more like Republicans” always loses because Republicans aren’t going to vote for “Republicans without the Republican branding”. You’re way too bad at winning to be telling people “how politics work”.
Thanks, I Hate It@mikevago.bsky.social · last wk.That’s how politics work, that is how they have always worked, and you know full well that’s how it works. That isn’t ideology on my part, it’s Sesame Street-level math.
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever