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@latexblackmage.bsky.social
A Slut in theory, the funniest person you’ll ever meet. Tell me I’m pretty or at least be my friend. Obviously; -NSFW -18+only
A little not so stealth rubber, secretly hoping someone clocks me on the train. Can anyone guess where I’m going? 🤭
Sending this to my therapist to show them the scene of the crime.
After the game, good sportsmanship is making out and sniffing your opponent’s pits. 😈🐽🏈 @latexblackmage.bsky.social
Yes, it should have been him over Dolly. But let’s be real, it should have been him over LITERALLY anyone. Him over the guy who died from fentanyl on the street. Him over 103 year old Ethel passing away in the nursing home. Him over that squirrel that got hit by a car.
Okay sisters, is Grindr worth it? I deleted it like 5 years ago because it’s trash, and all the socio evil shit the company has done…but am I being dramatic?
The ugliest fugliest man you’ve ever seen: “Act Masc” ***BLOCK***
I can’t bear to watch. 🫣 Based on this post of me in my wetsuit, I will stay locked in chastity: ❤️ +6 hours 💬 +12 hours 🔄 +18 hours 👤 Follow: +24 hours (827 start) @catsuited.bsky.social 😖🔒🤪 #chastitychallenge
So my thing with market days: I couldn’t stay hard enough before someone: 1. Stomped on my foot 2. Bodychecked me while also making me spill my drink. 3. Literally pulling the guy I was making out with away so you can talk to him. I get it babes but seriously are manners gone now?
To the diva in Chicago selling your used socks, jocks, and undies on FB marketplace, you know what hell ya.
Hey guys, do I know anyone else who just stands in front of their mirror and eye fucks their body too? … Just me? 🥴
Absolutely 💯 Agree… “BOOING THE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT APPROPRIATE.….WE SHOULD ALSO BE BOOING HIM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AND WHEN HE'S GOLFING. DO BETTER.”
I think I’m just done with dating all together. Here’s a poll do yall think he had a profile picture?
Just because it’s raining doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be wearing deodorant. I’m talking to you Chicago. 😮💨
There’s something VASTLY empowering taking nudez in the root of the home all your anxiety and trauma
Funny when it’s beautiful and sunny out and I’m literally having a mental health crisis
I'm thus far not seeing many leather events hosting voter registration efforts.