The King of Norway has gone into hospital and because Norway is like that, his doctor has sent a formal sick note to the Royal Household’s HR department.
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman.bsky.social
Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
"ADHD IS NOT REAL! YOUR PARENTS WERE RIGHT, YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!" now available on Channel 4
“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!” “I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.
Man Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around Salsa https://theonion.com/man-doesnt-like-who-he-becomes-when-hes-around-salsa/
Ed Fringe bingo card completed today - a brief encounter with the enchanting and semi-mythical @hansmollman.bsky.social
Curtis Payne: I Really Appreciate You
Alt: Curtis Payne: I Really Appreciate You
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Going to do a Beatles Cinematic Event Marathon where I attempt to get thrown out of all 4 in a single day for different reasons.
Police are interviewing three and a quarter million suspects.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 3d agoMrs Brown's Boys Christmas specials cancelled after star breaks jaw
Honestly, what level of self-reflection do you expect from a section of the English media so racist that it didn’t want *Jude Bellingham* to go to the World Cup?
One of the sad things about the death of writing is that we are going to be taking life advice primarily from visually attractive people now who don’t know shit. ideally you want the world filtered through awkward homunculi filled with rage who know the plural of homunculus
Look, put simply, people should not be comfortable saying that in public and the way to fix society runs directly through making them afraid to say it again.
Gregory Kohn@kohngregory.bsky.social · 5d agoIn the wake of Arday's death, Nathan Cofnas (who led the X mob against him) states his motivation. Beyond whistleblowing, he states that after a 'revolution' removes professors like Arday, it will open opportunities for him to become 'head of the department of eugenics and race science at Harvard'.
It’s funny how if you are a member of the demographic that holds power you are just a part of that demographic whereas if you are a member of a minority you represent that minority.
Reading up on the Clacton by-election, and from the sounds of it there was one normal local candidate whose platform was "we should all have nice and healthy teeth" and she got sent death threats
Nikki from Obsession has to get an Oscar nom surely
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
Said this to Conor (who was, indeed, looking at me) and he says "you are the centre of my universe"
Mollie Goodfellow@hansmollman.bsky.social · last wk.Straight men why are you trying so hard to look at the eclipse when you should be trying to look at your beautiful wives and girlfriends
Is this eclipse going to interfere with my menstrual cycle
I always wear eclipse glasses because my wife is too hot to look at directly.
Mollie Goodfellow@hansmollman.bsky.social · last wk.Straight men why are you trying so hard to look at the eclipse when you should be trying to look at your beautiful wives and girlfriends
Straight men why are you trying so hard to look at the eclipse when you should be trying to look at your beautiful wives and girlfriends
Maybe we tell Meta glasses wearers they can look directly at the eclipse with their Meta glasses
The sun if you look at its eclipse today without those dweeb glasses
The eclipse is attention seeking behaviour and I won’t be rewarding it
Why would you expect the solar eclipse to be on the BBC, when that’s clearly programming made for Sky News.
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk.Surprised the solar eclipse is not on BBC One or Two tomorrow. It is having coverage on BBC News channel, but you would have thought that such a scientific phenomena would have encouraged a live science show.