I bet Queen Victoria would have loved being in bed on phone
Mollie Goodfellow
@hansmollman.bsky.social
Oh god not again (📺🎬: ITG, 📚: Curtis Brown)
for some reason the phrase “not on my bingo card” triggers something in my brain so violent, I will never act on it but it is there
I don’t like this thing where we’re waiting for an economic crash so people can buy their kids game consoles again.
If you allow yourself to be cast in this you are allowing the curse unto you
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2d ago🚨 A ‘GLEE’ revival has been officially ordered at Disney+ and Hulu. No cast members are currently announced to return.
Our bikes are 'not for jousting,' says Lime after Hackney duel
Our bikes are 'not for jousting,' says Lime after Hackney duel
Footage emerged on social media of hundreds of people gathered in east London to watch a bike joust.
bbc.co.uk
ANT 1: found a crumb ANT 2: where ANT 1: three miles away ANT 2: is it worth it ANT 1: no ANT 2: I'll get everyone
Shooting at my phone with a gun when it autocorrects a word for a second time after I’ve un-autocorrected it once
Imagine trying to give someone threatening other people a £100 fine, do you think that’s going to deescalate things
Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 4d ago🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced people on buses who vape, play loud music, litter or threaten others will face £100 fines from today
My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.
Marge Chanel Suit episode just started on Channel 4 btw
I am now officially a guest lecturer at UAL for their inaugural MA in Comedy and I did my first lecture today and it went really well and I’m proud of myself :-) there’s no punchline here, just sincerity which is painful for me as you may understand
God bless 7am Mollie for reversing into the car parking space so 2pm Mollie could just drive straight out again
I really and truly believe we have to stop asking the British public things unless it’s truly necessary, we’re getting ideas above our stations
Was driving down a dual carriageway when it was getting light. Warm heat coming out of the vents. Delightful heavy rain sounds on my windshield. Perfect napping conditions.
FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
Prince Charles Cinema@princecharlescinema.com · last wk.The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC
The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC
