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committed steely dan hater guitar in the dirty pretty river falls, wi icon: @fallenrockstars.rip they/it/dragon 🇵🇸 https://www.last.fm/user/betheguy https://asoftdragon.bandcamp.com/

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Dicey "OPEN FOR BUSINESS" June @diceyjune.bsky.social · 11h ago

regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 14h ago

oh my god fuck you. go FUCK yourself.

the new yorker - Top officials trom the Biden Administration now express regret over their failure to rein in Netanyahu.

vaporbabe 🍞🛢️@vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 3d ago

Big Sweaty Ambient Music

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 4d ago

just ate an avocado

elub, the horse with no mane @elub.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Josh Mayfield@bean525.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 5d ago

really loving all the protests against and support for trans women happening in and around the WNBA, a league that has never had a trans woman play in it. we’re just THAT interesting to talk about! for everyone! how fun!!!!

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 5d ago

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality

theonion.com

☠️ 𝔉𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 ☠️@fallenrockstars.rip · 11mo ago

Might as well be dead, if the rain comes… 🎶 #FallenRockstarsOCs #KnockEmDeadArt

Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 5d ago

Bradley Cooper is... American Merkin

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 5d ago

is this one of those twitter expat chuds who just searches for stuff all day

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C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 5d ago

house party doom pt. 5: pianer edition

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 5d ago

house party doom pt. 3 (i promise i didn't just show up and do this—my friend got a new house and he has this sick '90s peavey solid state 2x12 combo he wanted me to fuck with so I brought my guitar + pedalboard. the party was outside)

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 6d ago

house party drone doom pt. 2

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 6d ago

house party drone doom pt. 1

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 5d ago

my black cargo jorts are telling on me

Vylraz!@vulpethere.bsky.social · 8mo ago

the two basic types of furries are "furries with an inventory" and "furries that can be picked up and added to an inventory'

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 6d ago

house party drone doom pt. 1

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 6d ago

i could not not read it as "jelqing"

the inner waist of a pair of pants marked "jegging"

they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Gonna just start hitting people with a pipe.

〚Ẋ〛@projectendo.bsky.social · 6d ago

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 6d ago

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 01,1945

P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO GO INSIDE THE MUSEUM, THERE IS A QUIET SIGN ON THE WALL, AND THEY MEET THE MUSEUM SECURITY GUARD
SECURITY GUARD: I WANT YOU KIDS TO OBEY EVERY SIGN YOU SEE IN THE MUSEUM
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO SEE A SIGN THAT READS… LOUNGE
P3- THE SECURITY GUARD IS SURPRISED WHEN HE RETURNS AND SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO LAYING ON THE MUSEUM FLOOR PROPPED UP ON THEIR ELBOWS

Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

deltacruxx @deltacruxx.bsky.social · last yr.

Sea is supposed to be in front of him the third shot 🌊🌊🌊

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · 7d ago

just ate an avocado

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · last wk.

they saw the rock bottom of cowardice and said "drill baby drill"

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · last wk.

Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...

Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · last wk.

fuck this is good

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · last wk.

swanboy.com/comic/my-din...

Swan Boy in a Dischord Records shirt calls Noel a dog and asks how his date went. Rona makes a blink and you'll miss it cameo. This is NOT the first panel of today's Swan Boy. What on earth am I cooking here???

Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · last wk.

Big news today: GERMAN COURT RULES AI MUSIC FIRM SUNO BROKE COPYRIGHT RULES Suno "has to provide information on illicit revenue", and "will have to pay damages". Wow. www.reuters.com/world/german...

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · last wk.

how i look while sitting in my car blasting the air conditioning in my face after work

the cover of "ecstacy" by lou reed, displaying what appears to be his o-face

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last wk.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two hyenas are sitting in a classroom of various wild animal students. Their teacher, a gazelle, is standing next to a lion cub who is giving a presentation. The teacher snaps at the two hyenas, “boys! Stop laughing or I’ll separate you.” Panel 2: “continue, Jessica,” says the teacher off panel. One of the hyenas, stifling laughter, peeks out from under his hand at the other hyena. Panel 3: the other hyena is staring directly at him with an uncanny seriousness. The first hyena can’t contain his laughter.

Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch @upscalesodomite.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Cosplay Cowboys & Homophobic Boyfriends

C:\MNSTR\JM>@asoftdragon.bsky.social · last wk.

photo of David Lynch looking cheeky, smoking a cigarette and looking at the camera. his hair is in an immaculate swoopy pompadour adjacent situation

Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch@upscalesodomite.bsky.social · last wk.

The View from Here: Masonic Temple, RFWI

Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch @upscalesodomite.bsky.social · last wk.

The View from Here: Masonic Temple, RFWI