Apparently the urinal at the bar only overflows and splashes on my pants. I'm just that special
Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch
@upscalesodomite.bsky.social
A cipher in tragedy drag. Coffee roaster. Tired and Gay.
I see the username robertoppenheimer on a regular basis and choose to believe that this person is named Roberto Ppenheimer
BREAKING: Tyler Glasnow clears waivers, inks MILB deal with TBR per @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social
My 19yo coworker made a giant paper hat out of the Moana (2026) one-sheet.
"I blame the diarrhea lettuce." - GM, during our leadership team meeting, offering her explanation for the anomalous spike in local, organic produce sales our food co-op has experienced over the last two weeks.
The View from Here: Masonic Temple, RFWI
The least likeable Wisconsinite living in Minneapolis: a podcast.
OMG I JUST PULLED OFF A MAJOR EDIT I HAVE NEVER ATTEMPTED BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE HISTORY OF HOME RECORDING I FEEL LIKE ALICE COLTRANE WHEN SHE SAID STRAVINSKY TOLD HER WHERE TO CUT THE TAPE YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!
can we all agree that the world cup trophy looks like a poop tumor
There is something historically tragicomic about a bunch of Spaniards shaking hands with fascists
I know I'm late on this, but he is still probably my favorite image maker of my lifetime.
Brandon D. Wilson@geniusbastard.bsky.social · 3w agoWong Kar-wai turns 68 today.
Seriously, blew my mind streaming this on the current when I was living in Chicago
Jene@luckymud.myatproto.social · 3w agoStill one of the punkest things I've ever seen (I experienced it live on the radio, but I watch this video several times a year)
You can't tell me David Gruber isn't Hans Gruber's son.
Her (not Catholic): what does communion bread taste like? Me (ex catholic, likely hell-bound): definitely not sweet, more saviour-y
Leonard Cohen both wearing, and being, a slutty little YMCA top
I don't know who decided this was gonna be Slutty Little Shirt Summer for men in their thirties, but let me assure you, dear reader, I 👏 am 👏 not 👏 upset 👏
Is Darius Rucker too spicy for you? May I recommend Morgan Wallen
I had head cheese once in elementary school, it was offal.
Is it just me or did the "Oppo Taco" spot suddenly get a huge uptick in airtime this year? I feel like I didn't hear it at all from March through June and now it's playing every half inning again...