Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126
All new HEY RANDY with special celebrity guest @timbaltz.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
We talk about the very incredible and real book 4UN1OU00OU!14UUU4 by little-known author ChatGPT
Comedy Bang! Bang! World!@cbbworld.bsky.social · 3w ago📚!!
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
SpacePrez@spaceprez.bsky.social · 4w agoThe polls are super bad for Trump so he's definitely going to try to cheat www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
everyone’s really starting to look like they live in the capitol in the hunger games
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4w agoThe look you have when, rather than conduct a decent interview of the president on serious issues, you decide to spend the entire time kissing his ass because you want to be press secretary but you aren’t “central casting.”
Some people call me a liar but this was actually a thing and they would literally put some random singer song writer up in the rafters to sing shitty covers while you ordered your wreck
piet@the-piet.bsky.social · last mo.There was live music regularly at the DC Potbelly right around the corner from the Warner Theater that CBB live loves. @lilyyily.bsky.social is 100% correct and there was this little 4x4 foot stage that the singer/songwriter played from… (source: I worked a block away and love toasted sandwiches)
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
Black kids protecting their Latino neighbors from ICE
By “California” he means “Kash Patel”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoTrump claims California has "brownouts and blackouts every weekend"
Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"
19thnews@19thnews.org · 3mo agoTrials found that Carevix — a portmanteau of “care” and “cervix" — reduced pain during IUD insertion by up to 73 percent and bleeding by 78 percent, compared to the tenaculum.
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Comedy Bang! Bang! World!@cbbworld.bsky.social · 3mo agoStart the music! STARS ARE BACK: Jon Hamm and @davidwain.bsky.social discuss their movie “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass.” Then rival podcasters Peter and Petey Tuscon push back at CBB before Deion Sanders breaks down football and AI videos.
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A Little Blood and Dancing: A Novel
A Novel
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Tyler Parker@tylerparker.bsky.social · 4mo agoA LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING is coming out in paperback. June 23, 2026. Read the novel people have called "so very strange" with characters who are "interesting but unsympathetic." From Goodreads user Reilly Zimbric: "Oooooo I’m so cool and smart, I don’t use quotation marks. DNF. Stfu." Buy it today.
Majorie Taylor Brown with the McDonalds in the Four Seasons Total Landscaping
darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 3mo agoantifa with a knife in the reflecting pool
loser explains how being a loser works
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoJD Vance: "We don't commit to doing anything as part of this deal, so the United States wins either way ... if the Iranian people want greater prosperity, then their leadership has to set up and change their behavior. If they do, great, if they don't, the United States has already gotten a lot."
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Tech companies are like UPDATE: we’ve decided to make everything waaayyy worse
TechCrunch@techcrunch.com · 4mo agoGoogle is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and interactive interfaces — a shift that could further reduce traffic to publishers across the web.
he’s thinking about kissing his son
Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social · 4mo agoTom Brady makes his red carpet debut for Gucci.
BREAKING: Lizard man who lays nasty pus filled eggs obsessed with teenagers sperm
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5mo agoRFK Jr: "In 1970, men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today"