@humbugtherat.bsky.social

i'm considering this a vent piece and thus "worthy" of posting here you will never be one of the "normies" in the eyes of fascists. stand with your fellow freaks or lose everything. i have no respect for anyone who shit-talked their kinkier peers and now want to cry over kink bans.

1st panel: guy riding bike: protect queer art! stand against censorship!
2nd panel: guy putting a stick through the spokes: except if your kink is icky to me and the normies then idc
3rd panel: guy falls off bike and is injured: why is the UK banning my kinks

I am now convinced that the moogles in the thing everyone is sharing today are just *really* old. Everyone is saying they're not cute and yeah, that's what happens with age V:

Molala smoking a cigarette while saying "Age does things toa  person, honey. We can't be cute forever, but we still got bills."

I know this isn't my usual kind of post, but if you're in the US, I implore you to -please- vote in the midterm elections. It's the most impactful thing that anyone can do to make a difference in this country, and it would mean a lot to me if you exercise that right. Thank you!

*your tv comes on, color bars then static crackling* *soft echoing giggles heard before a big heavy paw comes out and WHUMPFS! down on the floor as I start to crawl back into this reality... if I can get through...!* What th- *URGGH! HMMF!* I thought these TVs were WIDESCREEN now?! 🎨 zubuzz (FA)

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Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.