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Jay Phoenix

@jayphoenix.bsky.social

Phoenix, Georgist/Geolibertarian, Network Engineer Pfp by daggerleonelli.bsky.social Banner by plive.bsky.social

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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴@lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 18h ago

This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server

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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 5mo ago

🐈 New comic: You Have Cats?🐈

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · yesterday

Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”

MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 2d ago

Art. (apologies to Mac)

watercolor and pencil illustration of a dog (Mac) dressed like a sad clown with tennis ball pom-poms.

mankrik's wife guy@byelacey.bsky.social · 5d ago

mac is currently barred from sleeping on our bed and he’s a little mad about it

Jay Phoenix @jayphoenix.bsky.social · 3d ago

First wing done

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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 4d ago

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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · last wk.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 2w ago

are you offended, jon

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Gus from Alley Cats is talking to Jon Arbuckle.
Gus: This ain’t Garfield Jon, you fackin’ cunt”

Panel 2:
Gus: Ooh are you offended? You curly headed twat

Panel 3:
Gus: Too EDGY for ya?

Panel 4:
Jon (leaning in) I drank dog semen

Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 5d ago

Grimace in sunglasses looking cool as the other side of the pillow is poised at the open door of what looks like a corvette-like kit car. Xe(Grimace is non binary) has a full purple shake that rests on the roof of the sports car. There is a purple gel over the image. A low mist clings to the ground. Is this a dream? Or has this mythical badass been conjured? The song “I need a hero” is most likely blazing on xir am/fm radio.

Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 6d ago

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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KinoFabino 🇵🇸@kinofabino.bsky.social · 3y ago

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · last wk.

Email to engineers subject line

Dead space image, "cut off their limbs" scrawled in blood on wall

Game Informer@gameinformer.com · last wk.

Capcom had to ask RE Engine engineers to create the "dynamic dismemberment system" for Onimusha: Way of the Sword. gameinformer.com/exclusive-fe...

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · last wk.

[Three chickens—black, brown, and white—sitting side by side on a tiled floor, wrapped in Coca-Cola, Fanta, and Sprite plastic bottle labels to match their respective feather colors.]

Jay Phoenix @jayphoenix.bsky.social · last wk.

This shoulder pad took all evening

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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · last wk.

Time for aaaaaaah

Two cartoon crows are standing near each other. The first states that he is feeling boxed in by anxiety lately. The second asks "how so?"

The first crow says "behold!" And than screams. The talkbubble filled with "aaaah" loops around him in a square shape, boxing him in the scream.

Jay Phoenix @jayphoenix.bsky.social · last wk.

Oh hey, its #anthrobirdappreciationday Here's some of my favs! Art by- .@plive.bsky.social .@krysiilys.bsky.social .@morteraphan.bsky.social .@misterlemur.bsky.social

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Arnþor 🦅@arnpor.bsky.social · 2mo ago

How it feels when you explore a world in VRChat while sitting in your chair with full body tracking #vrchat #fbt #vr

Abigail Rosenthal @abigailrosenthal.bsky.social · last wk.

i think about this early pandemic meme at least once a week

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · last wk.

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Claws Lemew @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 4w ago

👀

Puma in the rafters of a building with its arms and legs spread out between the beams

tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 2w ago

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers

Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988

Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Jay Phoenix @jayphoenix.bsky.social · last wk.

Finally finished the main body on this guy

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Orona!@orona.red · last wk.

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🏳️‍⚧️ june | יוֹכֶבֶד🪬@junewl.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hello, discord ui developer. In this “saw trap”, there is a wheel in front of you. Your challenge is to leave the room without reinventing it. It works fine. It’s a perfectly good wheel. The door is unlocked.

Stannis @unitedpackage.bsky.social · 2w ago

Reading old white dwarfs should not make me kinda whistful and a little sad. But it did... #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #oldhammer

HR @ Weyland-Yutani @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 2w ago

WHEN will emily wilson review THIS

2025 Honda Odyssey

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2w ago

gets incredible air here

Jay Phoenix @jayphoenix.bsky.social · 2w ago

Evoking ancestral memories by having a little treat in a beer garden on a nice day.

A.G. Pasquella @agpasquella.bsky.social · 2w ago

Yes YES The tiger is out

Derf Backderf@derfbackderf.bsky.social · 2w ago

What a photo! A female Amur tiger is released into the wild in Kazakhstan.