Joel Veitch

@rathergood.bsky.social

Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀

Raise Your Knees live at the New Cross Inn, London. 7 Seconds Of Love. This was the first time we played this song live. We will be playing the New Cross Inn again on 9th April 2026 so come and see us! It's the only gig we do now, once a year, so it's your only chance to come and have a boogie

Middle daughter: "I'm really struggling with the lighting in my room. I feel it should be warmer and more nurturing, and I really believe that if we work together using the power of family and love we can achieve that." She is now sending me links to lamps she wants me to buy for her.

I stand to accept the applause of my fellow diners. Tonight they have voted for ME. I place the hose in my mouth and turn the tap. In seconds the high pressure savoury sauce has inflated me and I burst, splattering meat shrapnel around The Restaurant. The hotplates on every table sizzle. They feast.

Today marks 150 years since the Beefeeters at the Tower Of London abandoned their ancient uniform of shoes painstakingly stitched from the hides of thousands of bumble bees for leather boots. Bee cobbling is now a lost art and all the original bee feet have long decayed away.

Parenting tip! Several times a day, reassure your kids that they are genuine human children constructed using exactly the same natural biological processes as all the other human children they encounter.

Found this lovely fluffy chonker snuffling about in one of my crocuses just now. Spring is here! Wheeeeee! There are buds starting to crack on my fruit trees, it's all coming back to life THANK GOD!

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Ah yes, back when the Web was still new and strange but was just beginning to take off in the popular consciousness. The Crab of Ineffable Wisdom, and the Spongmonkeys liked the Moon, and then they were in a national ad campaign and it felt like you were In On Something for having Known Them When. 😁