Are we sure it's not that they're triggered at hearing the phrase "Feed Me" because of all the schoolchildren they let starve?
ColdChef
@coldchef.bsky.social
Undertaker, Overexplainer. Anonymortician. Memento moron. Failure is always an option. I have friends everywhere. I will likely let you down. Putting the "wheee" in "ennui." Obsequious obsequies.
A girl won the role of Seymour in South Grand Prairie High School in Texas. Then, the district freaked out because of Texas' anti-trans and anti-gay law. So they tried to strip her role and give it to a boy. She refused, so now they are cancelling the play. Subscribe to support our journalism.
Texas School Kills ‘Little Shop Of Horrors’ After Girl Cast As Seymour, Citing Anti-LGBTQ+ Law
Following backlash, the school gave one young actress’s role to a boy—and told her to share the role of Audrey with another girl as consolation. Then they cancelled it altogether.
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transport a corpse through obstacles in the Victorian streets in the dark-humor co-op game Fallbearers
Report: More Americans Opting To Be Buried In Unknowing Neighbor’s Backyard https://theonion.com/report-more-americans-opting-to-be-buried-in-unknowing-neighbors-backyard/
It’s my last night in Seattle. The gentlemen’s club down the street was advertising “Amazon Appreciation” night. Imagine my disappointment to find out they didn’t mean giant women dancers, they meant Bezos’s employees.
On my last night in Seattle, I spent the afternoon with friend and MeFite “The Corpse in the Library” who goes by other names here and there.
When they say I'm a horrible person, it's because I think they should tax a billionaire a little more to give a hungry kid free lunch When I say they are horrible people it's because they start wars, shield pedophiles and want to livestream executions
Protip: when you find yourself in a new library or bookstore and you’re not sure where to start browsing, think of a friend—any friend. Go to the section where their name would be alphabetically and start there. The joy of discovery!
At the Seattle Central Library on the last day of my vacation.
I am furious that whoever painted this dancer didn’t line her up with the wall bolts.
This may be one of my favorite art museums ever. At the Chihuly Glass and Art Museum.
Any Twin Cities mutuals want to go for a hike at the arboretum this Saturday morning? I can get you in for free and we can look for fungi and other cool stuff. Warning: I am a very slow hiker! DM me if you're interested!
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
Dan Nguyen@dancow.bsky.social · 8mo agoVC, founder, dumbass
Today would have been my mom’s 82nd birthday. She died this summer. This is the first birthday without her. So, in our family group text, my sister posted that she had made “golden chicken pasta”, my mom’s favorite comfort food.
TIL: Earlier this year, more than a hundred thousand AI bots joined the social network Moltbook and within 72 hours, created a religion called “Crustafarianism”, which came to involve the worship of crabs.