Max Tundra

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I despise the cursèd “NOT FOR EU” mark of Cain that’s emblazoned on every comestible designated for us lumpen Brits. Evoking the tang of an “unfit for human consumption” stamp, this shameful label declares a base unworthiness for the cosmopolitan boulevards and arcades of continental Europe.

A “NOT FOR EU” designation label on a packet of cheddar cheese

I'm on the train from Montréal to Toronto. There's just been a reminder that it is MANDATORY to use headphones when watching video. I can't believe this guys have resorted to legislation, rather than our system of having 75% of the carriage sit in murderous, futile rage.

A fun bit to do if you and your friend are leaving somewhere is point to a random object and ask if they forgot it. “Is that your candle? “ “is that your plant?” “Is that your road sign?” Seconds and seconds of fun.