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Tim Heidecker

@timheidecker.bsky.social

Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at linktr.ee/tim.heidecker

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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d ago

Boy do I have a deal for this guy.

Demon Guard

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Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 7d ago

Colorado GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx says God has given him a "gift" to uncover people's demons and rid them of evil spirits through a specialized prayer. Marx says you, too, can learn how to do it. The eight-part course is $99. www.9news.com/article/news...

Aaron Huertas@aaronhuertas.bsky.social · last wk.

@timheidecker.bsky.social impression quickly displacing IRL Jones in my mind just as Dana Carvey displaced actual George HW Bush.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · last wk.

Alex Jones: “The big issue is how to stop Trump. This IS a war. They’re getting a draft ready. It’s absolutely out of control. I’m calling for the 25th amendment. Impeach. Everyone who voted for the NDAA to merge our military with Israel’s need to be in Nuremberg-style trials.”

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last wk.

Alex Jones, who has not paid a single cent to the Sandy Hook families despite owing them $1.4 billion, has been in a $3,000 per night suite in Hawaii for the last few weeks illegally using the InfoWars accounts to boost his traffic. Today he said there's going to be a national draft in three weeks.

Alex Jones saying there's going to be a national draft in 3 weeks.
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3w ago

I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 3w ago

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.