Andrew Ivimey
@ivimey.bsky.social
Award winning Writer, Producer, Actor, and co-founder of the The From Superheroes Network. He/Him www.andrewivimey.com www.fromsuperheroes.com
The people at Transitions lenses must be so happy that Zuckerberg pervert glasses exist. Finally, there's a new kind of glasses that everyone makes fun of.
Do you think the people at Dasani enjoy that the water tastes like that or is it a mistake? At their head office are they panicked every day like "We've been trying our best for 27 years and it still tastes like battery piss! God dammit!" Or are they yum "Yum. Battery Piss. good work everyone!"
Azrael design, is it the worst Batman aesthetic? We think so... www.talkfromsuperheroes.com
Get ready with me as I pack for my live comedy shows in Victoria, Vancouver, and Winnipeg. GRWM ... Ticket available at www.andrewivimey.com
My 68 year old mom told me she "just started drinking water" and that she "feels better than ever. Why don't more people drink water" Sixty eight, she just discovered WATER and told me about it like she was letting me in on a secret. Boomers health advice is wild.
Sometimes I watch a horror movie released between 2005-2015 and wonder why some scenes look so embarrassing. Then I remember that was a weird decade of making everything terrible 3D. What a weird time.
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4w agoYou cannot kill Quibi, unlike Rachel Brosnahan’s character in the Quibi show about a woman with a golden arm
The LA Clippers are really setup next year to be the basketball version of the movie Major League. Management completely out to lunch trying to sell the team while the players nobody believes in are coaching themselves.
Hey Victoria, Vancouver, and Winnipeg friends. I'm coming through you're cities soon! Get tickets while you can. Links threaded below 🔗👇 VICTORIA, BC Thursday Sept 10 - 7PM The Mint admitone.com/events/victo...
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"For Sale: baby shoes, worn once by a dog detective for a photo shoot" is a much happier short story than that Hemingway crap.
So the NBA is for sure just waiting until Labor Day weekend to announce their verdict on the Clippers/Ballmer/Kawhi investigation and hoping it gets buried in the long weekend.
Andrew, how’s it feel to be one of the funniest people ever? “A pencil is a boy” immediately going in the lexicon
Andrew Ivimey@ivimey.bsky.social · 5mo agoHow I feel every time I hear "51st state" brought up. America is not ready... 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Watch the full special here: youtu.be/rZSd9NW1tBQ?...
How I feel every time I hear "51st state" brought up. America is not ready... 🇨🇦🇺🇸 Watch the full special here: youtu.be/rZSd9NW1tBQ?...
BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot
BREAKING: Doug Ford challenges Donald Trump to a corruption fight in the school parking lot
QUEEN’S PARK - Ontario’s premier has officially challenged the President of the United States to a corruption fight in a parking lot behind a local Etobicoke high school.
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A peanut butter and jelly breakfast sandwich on a fancy croissant is the perfect balance of childhood and adulthood. It's what we should all be aiming for, in meals, physically, emotionally.
Patient: Doctor, Ahh, oh boy. I hate to to say it. I'm depressed. Oh no. Doctor: I've got just the solution. There's another doctor down the hall, he's also a clown or some shit, hilarious, a real joke. Go see him. Patient: Ah, but Doctor I am Patch Adams! *honking noises*
Looney Tunes are great, Humans are boring, and Bugs Bunny is funny as a jpeg. New episode of Talk From Superheroes on Looney Tunes Back In Action is out now wherever you get your podcasts. www.talkfromsuperheroes.com
My rich friends have made some shocking recommendations to me. They have to know I can't afford this lifestyle.
Most people are not equipped to survive any kind of global emergency. Walk around a park Campground and listen to the arguments happening. Trying to cook one meal over a fire and whole families are collapsing. Really going through it at the Campground.
X-men 97's Jubilee vs 40 year olds. New episode of Talk From Superheroes out now wherever you get your podcasts. www.talkfromsuperheroes.com