![cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:
[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]
1
TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.
2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.
3
TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.
4
TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,
and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
5
TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re
thinking, lads:
6
TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?
7
TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...
8
TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh…
TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate
9
TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.
By the time they remember,
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.
10
TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...
11
TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.
12
[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidbpfu2ioghspjcg4xitzv655jzjwp5lgxk5hi3ag7sechgh222ze)
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
Remembe to cuddle with your friends! 🥰 especially if you are constantly overheating and they're constantly cold hahah Featuring my catsona Nurux and @gladi.bsky.social #furry #furryart
7 years ago, my sister found out i was a furry. She did not approve.
I shall revive this account a bit with this wholesome VRC moment with @koorikitsune.bsky.social ^^ such a sweet fox :3
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DUMPSTER I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I HAD TRASH IN MY HAND THAT I WAS TAKING TOWARDS IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Wow! Twitter is now fully non-functional on my end (it looks the same on the browser) XD im actually happy about it. Fuck that platform. Time to delete the account and move on to bluesky.... Good morning, guys :3
After 8 long years and looots of used filament, its finally time to let go of the beat up prusa i3 and move on to a proper machine: babmu lab P1S with AMS. The benchy certainly confirms that it was a good desicion. (Gray is the pusa in 55min, green is the P1S in only 21min and without prepwork)
