When I find myself in times of trouble, daddy Skyen comes to me speaking words of wisdom, “If Stolas feels unworthy of Blitzø’s love, he also feels unworthy Blitzø’s dick.”
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"But how could Stolas do that-" This has always been Stolas's trauma response! He reclaims his power by recreating the traumatic event and applying a new narrative overtop. Passion over pain, burning away what he feels is rotten. This IS Stolas, healthy or unhealthy. Him coping is about him, first.
Blitzø went from "too much imp to simp" to "putting the imp in simp* real fucking fast
Me: *whines about the concentration of takes that pin Stolas as being primarily self-destructive in Dirty Bird* My feed: *filled with a number of fantastic takes about self-exploration after abuse and isolation, bdsm as a tool for somatic release, and other great things* Clearly I spoke too soon 😅
#HelluvaBossSpoilers Still thinking about the Dirty Bird Discourse and I get why people who aren't deeply into kink/the community would look at it and see behavior that MUST be 100% self-destructive and I'm not saying it can't be like 20% that but also boy is it frustrating to know how positive and
Just thinking about Stolas and kink in regards to how kinks come to be in people. Cause like, sometimes kinks manifest from something you long for/have never had, sometimes they're a trauma response, and sometimes it's just something you find fun and intriguing.
Stolas being a repressed, abused, slutty, kinky subby bottom gay man is SO BEAUTIFUL A ND IMPORTANT
And even then, its not like hellaverse is forgetting the queer religious people. Why do you think Heaven in hellaverse has queer people? Hell, Sera is the 2nd highest powerful being and she's Black and Lesbian. Queer folk are God's children and we stand together Angel or Demon
i feel like the hellaverse existing was an inevitability the religious right and queerphobes have spent years, decades, centuries even calling queer people demons just for daring to exist in a way they don't like so this is queer people saying "you wanna call us demons? fine. we're demons"
Stolas: I wanna taste spit that isn't mine- Every barista in Imp City:
i feel like the hellaverse existing was an inevitability the religious right and queerphobes have spent years, decades, centuries even calling queer people demons just for daring to exist in a way they don't like so this is queer people saying "you wanna call us demons? fine. we're demons"
Legit sorry for people who have a problem with Stolas being a fucking slut. All hail this slut.
Guarantee this is what Stolas needed most. Not just the sex. Not just the touch. Stolas’ depression was so heavy, he couldn’t even lift his alcohol to his mouth. That means he didn’t even have the energy to cry. And getting emotional release is just as important as physical, orgasmic release.
he's a pretty crier
I've had a eureka moment 👀 During the Sinsmas dance, the song Merry Sinsmas plays with the lyrics "I would travel every ring of Hell, just to see if you'll be mine" Well, guess what?? They almost have!!
#HelluvaBossSpoilers Still thinking about the Dirty Bird Discourse and I get why people who aren't deeply into kink/the community would look at it and see behavior that MUST be 100% self-destructive and I'm not saying it can't be like 20% that but also boy is it frustrating to know how positive and
Interrogator: say it Blitz: *spits blood onto the floor* Interrogator: say you and Stolas are roommates Stolas, in the other chair: IT WAS ONE TIME! Blitz: yeah well it still hurt! Interrogator: really fucked up, man Stolas: kill me now
Lucifer as Human Alastor's Guardian Angel AU #radioapple
Someone somewhere has already drawn Alastor in this right
Stolas getting Blitzø the Hell-version of My Little Pony children's books to encourage him to grow his reading and spelling skills
Shout out to the belle cosplayer next to me at the queer wrestling show that's feverishly writing fanfic while we wait for the show to start
#HelluvaBossSpoilers I could definitely see Octavia and Loona having a conversation about Stolas's choice in Mastermind, and Via saying something to the effect of "Dad threw me away and almost got himself killed for some fucking imp" and Loona having to stop her like "you mean MY fucking dad?"
I'm not going to reshare it, but there is a post with a bunch of AWFUL takes about "Why is Loona being so nice to her Dad's weird situationship?" and here I am to say. It makes perfect sense. 🧵 First off, she does pretty much state exactly why she is nice to him in ep 3.
It is actually very funny to be a Stolas simp rn because they really said “we’re gonna needed you to get in the fucking trenches to defend your man, but in return we will give you the single. hottest. song. ever. animated.”
Thoughts and prayers for Blitz’s lemon tree because Stolas is not going to be allowed to take care of it anymore
Where are the fluff pieces and art about Stolas going shopping and doing a fashion show and watching makeup tutorials and playing with hair products in his bathroom mirror? I want to see him glaring at a sizing chart before ordering 3 sizes to try on and him practicing a cut crease in the mirror!
#HelluvaBossSpoilers it's so important that Winston is the one to sing the first verse of Wackford Hoedown. Millie needs to hear that parenthood will change you and that can be a beautiful thing, and also that she as the mother is not gonna be the only one to change--M&M will change together ❤️