Joseph Martin
@suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social
actor | @awkwardprods.co.uk #UntrueDiana #GwynethGoesSkiing #FitPrince | stream 🚂 on http://twitch.tv/suddenlyjoseph 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/they
Two years ago on the day, I endured a homophobic attack in Soho. Today I do my first performance of my show about it. Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella previews at in London today until Saturday, it's sold out, but check website for returns. It runs at #edfringe 5-30 August at 🎟in bio
Happy to confirm I meant men’s football, which is by far the inferior form of the game xx
Lex@glitterstrands.bsky.social · 2w agothe lionesses found rotting
Anyway, happy to not have to care about football for another 2 years x
Also, why is everyone just being like ‘leave it out lads’ rather than actually punishing these absolute children
And just VILE post-match behaviour from Argentina, too. Why is masculinity so gross
Honestly, what a shockingly poor game from Argentina. You could barely call that football. Spain absolutely in control right from the start.
The only deserving winner. Like, are you not embarrassed to play like that? It’s just gross. VIVA ESPAÑA 🇪🇸
ok @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social thought I should post this one but I think another thirst trap was better but I guess I'll listen to him
obsessed with @linuskarp.bsky.social spending all day yesterday absolutely exhausted and having to have a nap and not knowing why, then realising in the evening that he'd taken a melotonin in the morning instead of his vitamins
whoops hehe we’re so random (And he’s hotter)
linus karp@linuskarp.bsky.social · 4w agoit's hot, he's hot
Finally getting round to Slayyyter’s new album and it is EVEN BETTER than I thought it would be. I say this 5 tracks in but I already know it’s a classic
💙BRIGHTON AND HOVE ANNOUNCEMENT💙 The sensational @thekatebutch.bsky.social will join us as the opening act for the performance on the 29th June of The Fit Prince!😍 We love giving an up-and-coming artist a chance! 🎟In bio
remembered this thread and it still gives me as much joy as the first time 😭😭
ryan@cybreco.bsky.social · last yr.they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
Come and celebrate @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social with our quiz on THURSDAY (14th May) at Two Brewers! 🎟in bio
We’ve made a new show. See you in London and Edinburgh soon. x
#UntrueDiana & Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella@awkwardprods.co.uk · 3mo agoNEW SHOW Linus Karp Was Hit With An Umbrella Debuting at #Edfringe 5-30 Aug Underbelly London WIPs 23-25 July Park Theatre Just before Fringe 2024, Linus Karp (#UntrueDiana, Gwyneth Goes Skiing, The Fit Prince) was the victim of a homophobic attack. The case never went to trial... Until now.
London town! We have news! We are quizzing again at Two Brewers and this quiz will also celebrate the miraculous birth of @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social all those years ago! We hope you can join us 💖 🎟in bio
Manchester! We've added a new quiz on Monday at Brewers just bc we ❤️ u! (And as we were asked - yes it is a NEW quiz, not the same as last week lol) Bring your stupidest friends and join us for a quiz on pop music, pop culture and pop girlies 💖 🎟in bio
@puppika.bsky.social nice to meet you king, if you wanna come see our show at Hope Mill send me a DM xo
She's back! After the wild reception in Belfast, The People's Princess is coming back for more. 👸🏼 Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story returns for a mini UK and Ireland tour, going to Dublin, Hull and Brighton. Would you like her to return to the capital too? 👀 🎟in bio
AWKWARDPRODS ONLINE MERCHSTORE Let the world know you are a movement king or that you missed half a day of skiing! Whether a baby, princess, orphan or someone who's been skied into by a retired optometrist - we have the outfit/accessory/laptop case for you! 😍 Check link in bio for full range ❤️
This took far too long. Let's get started on Soho so it's approved before 2050.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 5mo agoPlan to pedestrianise London’s Oxford Street given official go-ahead
