Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were.

I know people really want to resist this idea, but there’s an increasing pile of evidence that lots of people in positions of power aren’t trying to do some delicate balancing act to keep the peace, but simply agree with the aims and to an extent the actions of the fascists.

Peter Walker@peterwalker99.bsky.social · 3h ago

In contrast, Donna Jones, the Conservative police and crime commissioner for Hampshire, did not condemn the masked crowds in Portsmouth: "Largely they were peaceful. They were they were making their point, but they don’t want Portsmouth to become a destination" [for asylum seekers arriving].

In the last 2 days (as well as work + gym) I've ordered a sofa, a desk, and a phone, ported over to that, opened 2 savings accounts, set up a jellyfin home media server, installed battlenet & diablo on my steam machine, downloaded + reconstituted my google photo archive, + cooked 6 portions of curry

morning

Anyone else wake up suddenly unable to turn their head to the right or is it just me

If someone could just go into my phone and delete the worst 40% of photos there from the last few months that would be super useful, photo dumps are such hard work 😭

All the fun photos of people dancing in the rain lowkey made me not want to go there or anywhere else ever again just in case

funko pops are such an ick I'm sorry

Scheming vizier with a juicy ass call that Jafar Cakes

Just FINALLY deregistered from self assessment, and requested a tax overpayment rebate worth two months pay 😂🙃

Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.

First time in my life I've been glad to see the back of the sun

ianVisits@ianvisits.co.uk · 2w ago

Today is the last evening when the sun will set after 8pm - until next April.

📈 GREAT CLIMATE NEWS 📈 Renewables keep powering ahead. They now power *a third* of the world's electricity supply. And that number is only going up and up and up.

4 day week, followed by a 4 day weekend, then a 4 day week, let's goooooooo

I know [gym] progress isn't linear, but it turns out a week on holiday eating and drinking constantly is a pretty chunky little step back?? Shocked. Appalled. Betrayed even!

Slept almost double last night what I did the night before, and now I have a fancy fitbit graph to look at about it too, happy friday what year is it

Listening the the Lestat album unironically and feeling the urge to be un normal about it

Can't believe I'm glad it's lowkey cold in the flat but here we are 🥰

AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAARRRrrrrrrrgggGGGGGgghhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhhh Good morning

Just got an email to verify my age from warcraft, a game I've been playing on and off since 2004

Finally got the numbers back on what HMRC owes me, which, yay, but honestly I'm just annoyed that I've been making payments on account january and july when the account was negative to begin with? So excited to register as "not self employed" ASAP

Probably glad I took today off work so I can do chores and be miserable about being home in clammy gloomy London. No more fringe shows have to make my own queer joy now 🥲😭

Watching Wargames (1983) about a hallucinating AI Plus ça change huh 💀

Fascinating chart, from @tomcalver.bsky.social and @demos-uk.bsky.social

Marked safe from a crowded 7 hour train ride (2.5hrs delayed) after 2 bottles of rose last night 😅 WHY IS THE FLAT 30 DEGREES 😭

As soon as I said this we hear that there's massive congestion from York all the way to London and we're in a queue for a platform 🙃

Dan 🪿📸@lightbydan.com · 3w ago

Only two more hours to go 🥲

HANGOVER! On the train home

In a flat with cats rn so we can't just open all the windows 😭😭😭🫠